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Iran: "We will put Israel in a coma"
2006-01-25

Were Israel to attack Iran's nuclear facilities, Iran would respond so strongly that it would put the Jewish state into "an eternal coma" like Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's, the Iranian defense minister said Wednesday. "Zionists should know that if they do anything evil against Iran, the response of Iran's armed forces will be so firm that it will send them into eternal coma, like Sharon," Gen. Mostafa Mohammad Najjar said.

Najjar said the United States and Israel have been trying to frighten Iran, but neither country would dare attack to Iran.

Earlier Wednesday, Iran's president blamed Britain and the United States for two bombings that killed at least nine people in the southwestern city of Ahvaz on Tuesday. "Traces of the occupiers of Iraq is evident in the Ahvaz events. They should take responsibility in this regard," state television quoted President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as saying.

The station reported that Ahmadinejad had issued a decree ordering his foreign minister and intelligence minister to investigate the possibility that "foreign hands" might have been responsible for the explosions.

At least nine people were killed in Tuesday's two blasts in Ahvaz, the capital of the oil-rich Khuzestan province which borders Iraq, police spokesman Mohammed Ali Pour said Wednesday. According to the official Islamic Republic News Agency, 46 people were wounded in the explosions, which took place inside a bank and outside a state environmental agency building.

Ahvaz has a history of violence involving members of Iran's Arab minority. Last year, bombings in June and October killed a total of 14 people in the city. In April, residents rioted for two days over claims, denied by the government, that the state was planning to reduce the number of Arabs in the area.

Iran has repeatedly accused Britain of provoking unrest in the region, which borders Iraq near where 8,500 British soldiers are based. Britain has denied any connection to the Khuzestan unrest.
Posted by:Jackal

#11  LOL it still makes my head hurt!!
Posted by: Max Planck   2006-01-25 23:50  

#10  always with that Constant sh*t....jeebus
Posted by: Frank G   2006-01-25 23:28  

#9  Iran-speak: elevated.

Iranian Brinkmanship Rhetorica®,

"We will put Israel into a eternal coma"

formidably dificult task, especially after Israel Transmogrifies® Iran into a two dimensional order.
Posted by: Max Planck   2006-01-25 23:23  

#8  Iran's anti-Israeli comments are in wilful and direct violation of the UNO Charter, and is sufficient to invoke a multi-state UNSC "police action" vv KOREAN WAR 1. Iran's actions are a direct challenge to both the USA-Israel and the effectiveness/credibility of the UNO in general as a world organz. 9-11 > THE USA MUST ACCEPT SOCIALISM AND OWG, OR BE DESTROYED; IRAN > THE USA MUST ACCEPT A NUCLEARIZED IRAN = RADICAL STATE = ANTI-US CENTER OF [FUTURE] GLOBAL POWER, OR NOT. By linkning the USA-Britain to local terror bombing Iran is "justifying" both an indigenous nuke/WMD "retaliatory strike" + Russo-Chinese intervention vv "brinkmanship". PRAVDA > by the new OSAMA tape any and all ISLAM/MUSLIM-ORIENTED PRE-CONDITIONS FOR A NEW ATTACK(S) DIRECTLY AGS THE USA HAVE BEEN SATISFIED - SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, according only to Osama.
HAIL, HAIL, POTUS/CO-POTUS HILLARY, CAN MOTHER HILLARY SAVE AMERICA = AMERIKA FROM THE EVILS THAT MEN DO???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-01-25 22:48  

#7  and top up that strategic reserve while you start drilling in ANWR
Posted by: Frank G   2006-01-25 22:40  

#6  "Anything more specific in your crystal ball?"

Nope. Just a general feeling it might be a good time to stock up on canned goods, ammo, and TP.

Posted by: Dave D.   2006-01-25 22:35  

#5  Transliterations: In English, "Qom" sounds a LOT like "Boom". Just like "Bam" sounded like "send me an earthquake" and "Tehran" sounds like "bomb us too, sincerely, the Parliament"
Posted by: Frank G   2006-01-25 22:32  

#4  Dave D., like what? Big baada boom? Anything more specific in your crystal ball?
Posted by: twobyfour   2006-01-25 22:29  

#3  It is now at a point where Iran must be bombed out of sheer principal. When monumental @ssholes like this beg for it, who are we to deny them?
Posted by: Zenster   2006-01-25 22:17  

#2  I'm getting a real hinky feeling about 2006-- a feeling some real bad shit's gonna go down. REAL bad.
Posted by: Dave D.   2006-01-25 21:49  

#1  Oh, blast. This belongs in the Iran section. Sorry about that, Chief.
Posted by: Jackal   2006-01-25 21:17  

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