Oh My God Pain generator/ black ops
test subject #1 5 second exposure
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| Pain Ray finally heading to Iraq |
| 2005-12-21 |
| Posted by:3dc |
| #18 I've been exposed to the little test version of this thing and it really works. Clothes or wet towels will not defeat it. The current version is big, but future ones will be quite a bit smaller. This is amazing technology. |
| Posted by: remoteman 2005-12-21 19:28 |
| #17 Oh My God Pain generator/ black ops test subject #1 5 second exposure |
| Posted by: Spembelov Labs Inc 2005-12-21 17:18 |
#16  funky pain ray pic  lab assistant opperator 3rd class  full strength test subject #1 Oh My God Pain generator/ black ops test subject #2 5 second exposure |
| Posted by: Spembelov Labs Inc 2005-12-21 17:16 |
| #15 "Ensign Chehkov, report to the agony booth." |
| Posted by: Mike 2005-12-21 16:02 |
| #14 YS, It's like you were reading my thoughts, which serves me right for not wearing my Anti-Zionist Minding Reading Ray Aluminum Coated Beret (now lined with Chomskium, the densest material known to man). |
| Posted by: Dreadnought 2005-12-21 14:17 |
| #13 Turn that sombitch up and just fry the fuckers. 1/64th my ass I want to see some crispy critters, go a full inch and watch the rats run about aflame. Helicopters mounted with this hard core shit would bring a biblical flying scorpion reality to bear on our bestest of friends in Iraq and Afghanistan, and then their friendly Iranian neighbors too. Talk about Helicopters of the apocalypse! Mmmm fried rats! EP |
| Posted by: ElvisHasLeftTheBuilding 2005-12-21 12:44 |
| #12 5 years from now the arny will be sued for causing cancer and birth defects. |
| Posted by: DoDo 2005-12-21 12:12 |
#11 I've just rendered it obsolete. |
| Posted by: Yosemite Sam 2005-12-21 11:42 |
| #10 Yesterday, there was a report about Syria working with Iran. Today, the fabulous "microwave-a-mullah" weapon gets deployed. Maybe Baby-I-Doc should reconsider his choices? |
| Posted by: BigEd 2005-12-21 10:43 |
| #9 They ought to see if the WTO is interested in buying one. |
| Posted by: BH 2005-12-21 10:33 |
| #8 Can we use it on the left side of congress??? |
| Posted by: 49 pan 2005-12-21 10:17 |
| #7 From the comments at the link: Does anyone else think sitting in a vehicle with an eight-foot across pain-ray dish on top in Iraq is not an occupation conducive to a long retirement? LOL. |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2005-12-21 09:37 |
| #6 No. The lotion layer is too thin. Hosing down your clothes and wrapping a towel around your head (shade of Total Recall) should work. For optimal penetration, use 7.62mm. |
| Posted by: ed 2005-12-21 09:21 |
| #5 Captain Mistress XXXXXXX whips those wearing lotion. |
| Posted by: Buckminster Spemble1220 2005-12-21 09:04 |
| #4 SInce it is a skin effect, only to a depth of 1/64th of an inch, I wonder if it can be countermeasured easily by applying some lotion, and of course shielding your eyes. It brings up lots of technical questions. I would guess that what they really want is everyone to run away as soon as it pulls up. Tell the jihadis the most effective coutermeasure is rubbing lard all over yourself. |
| Posted by: Penguin 2005-12-21 08:37 |
| #3 Run away! Run away! |
| Posted by: Spot 2005-12-21 08:16 |
| #2 Aim it at the family jewels , it'll be too hard to hold that RPG and cupping at the same time!! |
| Posted by: smn 2005-12-21 02:46 |
| #1 If that's it in the picture, it's going to be one helluva RPG magnet. |
| Posted by: Rafael 2005-12-21 01:21 |