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| Human Scum's Vandalism under Fire |
| 2005-12-13 |
| Human Scum Guy is back in town! Pyongyang, December 12 (KCNA) -- Kim Ro Jin, chairman of the Seoul District Federation of University Student Councils under the south Korean Federation of University Student Councils, reportedly issued a statement on Dec. 8 to denounce the human scum including the Grand National Party for destroying the graveyard of unconverted long-term prisoners. Sounds like they've been converted to worm food. Recalling that on Dec. 5 the hooligans of the wicked conservative organisations including the "Fellowship Society for Special Operatives Dispatched to the North" ruthlessly destroyed the gravestones of unconverted long-term prisoners at the Pogwang Temple in Phaju City, Kyonggi Province and committed thrice-cursed crimes such as pouring paint over wrecks of tombstones and boxes of remains, the statement said this makes even mountains and streams shudder with indignation. Sounds like drunk teenagers to me. The statement went on: The Grand National Party and Chosun Ilbo which encouraged gangsters to such vandalism while criticizing the graveyard of unconverted long-term prisoners with slanders and fabrications proved through the current case that they are human scum knowing no manners of human being and a group of beasts. We will certainly call human scum to task. We will revenge on the GNP and Chosun Ilbo a thousand fold for manipulating and agitating the case behind the scene. Dire Revenge Comes to North Korea. |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #8 This started out so priomising, but immediately lowered itself to pedestrian invective, finishing off flatter than a cheap French Nouveau Beaujolais. Human Scum brought a tear of nostalgia for the KCNA's Good Ole Days but "graveyard of unconverted long-term prisoners" is just does not roll off the tongue. Extra points for revenge, gangster and vandalism, but points deducted for not committing all the way and including pillage and rape. Half credit for fire, must attach "sea of" for full credit. Suggest KCNA staff look at foreign sources for fresher invective. Start google research with "Stomachs roasting in hell". 3.5/10.0. |
| Posted by: ed 2005-12-13 13:24 |
| #7 Er, sorry: counter-revolutionary |
| Posted by: Secret Master 2005-12-13 12:46 |
| #6 I only give it a 3.5 due to unintelligibility. Who are the âFellowship Society for Special Operatives Dispatched to the Northâ anyway? A reactionary, anti-proletariat frat? Why would they want to desecrate the remains of âunconverted long-term prisoners?â For that matter, what exactly are âunconverted long-term prisoners?â Inquiring country revolutionary minds want to know! |
| Posted by: Secret Master 2005-12-13 12:45 |
| #5 Here's a good primer on KCNA. You can find lots of their greatest hits in there. http://www.nk-news.net/index.php |
| Posted by: tu3031 2005-12-13 11:58 |
| #4 DoDo...KCNA is the official media wing of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, the Hermit Kingdom of North Korea. From time to time KCNA will publish an editorial with the Seethe Meter set to eleven. The DPRK periodically promises to drown the West in a Sea of Fire® with its Army Based Policy® and lots and lots of freshly-squeezed Juche®. RB commentators usually rate these rants on a scale of 1-10 for the spittle factor. |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2005-12-13 11:55 |
| #3 Could someone provide a program with these postings? I have no idea who these people are or what they are talking about. |
| Posted by: DoDo 2005-12-13 11:46 |
| #2 Don't know how NASCAR got involved but "Human Scum" across the hood of a Cup car would be cool. |
| Posted by: john 2005-12-13 11:41 |
| #1 I give it a 4.0 - too repetitive, no sea of fire....although "thrice-cursed crimes" sounds kinda biblical in a juchey way |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-12-13 10:10 |