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Jackson to build a mosque in Bahrain
2005-11-25
World’s top pop singer Michael Jackson, who recently settled down in Manama has donated a huge amount of money, the figure was not disclosed, for building a state-of-the-art mosque near his luxury palace in the Bahraini capital, according to his spokesman. The proposed mosque would be designated for learning the principles and teachings of Islam, as well as teaching of English language, for which high-standard teachers would be brought from United States under his personal supervision, the spokesman said.
Posted by:Fred

#13  With Wacko Jacko now moving full-time to Bahrainn, it is a sad day for America.
Posted by: Hupeque Uluper6859   2005-11-25 21:22  

#12  How does he do all this without any money?
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-11-25 15:52  

#11  Will he have to wear a burqa?
Posted by: Frank G   2005-11-25 14:07  

#10  Sea....


"...crappy album because of racism. "

Exactly what RACE is that? He looks like he belongs in that dialogue in Canada as the ambassador from Glonk.
Posted by: AlanC   2005-11-25 13:21  

#9  Every time the Martian NSA sees/hears about this twit the stronger is their inclanation to just nuke us.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-11-25 12:11  

#8  Bahrain Constitiution Article 5. (in part)
The State shall take particular care of the physical, mental and moral growth of youth.

Guess Jacksons ching gets him a free pass.
Posted by: DepotGuy   2005-11-25 11:32  

#7  I am so glad I never spent even one penny on Michael Jackson anything.

I second the emotion!
Posted by: Zenster   2005-11-25 11:25  

#6  He'd make a good muslim. I fully support this.

Hopefully he'll also give up his U.S. citizenship.
Posted by: DoDo   2005-11-25 08:40  

#5   state-of-the-art mosque
Rebar and mud.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-11-25 08:07  

#4  I'm sure there's a South Park episode in here somewhere.
Posted by: Rafael   2005-11-25 03:13  

#3  True story: Two weeks after 9/11, my sister traveled to NYC for a conference. My mom and I tagged along for the weekend. The city was so quiet and the agony still hung in the air. We stayed at the Marriott Marquis, and since the hotel was so empty, we had a room overlooking Times Square. The rest of the hotel was given over to FEMA and Red Cross employees, as well as dozens of men and women wearing Deloitte & Touche badges. I originally thought that they were part of my sister's conference, but found out later that they had lost their offices at WTC and were renting the bottom four floors of the hotel. They took out all the beds and brought in desks and phones.

The mood as you may guess was very somber. Times Square was so subdued, with the NASDAQ stock quote ticker thingy urging us to give blood, and missing persons flyers everywhere. Nathan Lane and the other B'way performers did a song-n-dance thing right in the middle of the square to ask folks to please come see some shows, and outside my hotel window was a hundred-foot long banner for "Michael Jackson: Invincible".

A few months later he was whining that no one bought his crappy album because of racism. Any bad thin that's happened to him since 1984, he's earned. What a loathesome person. I am so glad I never spent even one penny on Michael Jackson anything.
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-11-25 02:37  

#2  My suprise reservoir is dry. I think it's a perfect fit, our most demented personality blends right in. You see lots of stretch limos with blacked-out windows in Manama, he's just a leettle fish in a pond of dementia, there. I dount the Bahranis will see much of him. Can't picture him cruising Seef Mall, myself, lol.
Posted by: .com   2005-11-25 02:01  

#1  No doubt to recruit the very youngest Lays Lions of Islamb™.

Trial Judge: I declare a recess.

Michael Jacksoffon: Woohoo! Where's the playground?
Posted by: Zenster   2005-11-25 00:31  

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