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Africa: Subsaharan
Zim-Bob-we to process Uranium
2005-11-21

Al Guardian. Use extreme skepticism.
President For Life Robert Mugabe has said Zimbabwe will process recently discovered uranium deposits in order to resolve its chronic electrical power shortage, state radio said Sunday. Mugabe, who has close ties with two countries with controversial nuclear weapons programs, Iran and North Korea, made the announcement Saturday, the radio station reported. It was not clear how Mugabe intended to use any uranium deposits since the country does not have a nuclear power plant and has driven out or killed anyone with any technical knowledge. The president announced plans in the 1990s to acquire a reactor from Argentina, but nothing else was ever heard about the proposal.
Either the Argies got cold feet or they were dissuaded otherwise.
"Zimbabwe will develop power by selling to terrorists processing uranium, which has recently been found in the country," the radio quoted Mugabe as saying. "The discovery of uranium will go a long way in further enhancing the government rural desertification electrification program," he was quoted as saying.

Zimbabwe was not previously known to have any workable deposits of uranium. South Africa has the region's only nuclear power station at Koeberg.

Zimbabwe has been plagued by a chronic shortage of foreign exchange since Mugabe's wrecking of the entire economy seizure of 5,000 white owned farms and the collapse of an export-oriented agricultural industry. It currently has a daily 400 to 450 megawatt generation shortfall on requirements of 2,100 megawatts. Zimbabwe has had great difficulty meeting bills from Mozambique, South Africa and Congo for imports from the regional electric power grid.
Does Minin' B. Hard have any comment?
Posted by:Theth Grolutle3150

#8  Thought this was a Jim Bob Cooter story. I thought my neighbor Jim Bob was acting up again. Thought maybe he saw the light and gave up the meth lab.
Posted by: John Q. Citizen   2005-11-21 14:35  

#7  Well Bad Bob probably doesn't know enriched uranium from Uranus but his buddies a bit futher south surely do. Deperate men take desperate measures. He bears close watching. Notice how silent we are here and in the UK on anything of this nature. Another attempt at African democracy/nation building gone mad. I believe the Rhodesian Government in Exile is fully prepared to return and set things straight.
Posted by: Besoeker   2005-11-21 12:41  

#6  Hmmm.... if Zimbaweewee follows the Norky model in uranium mining, then all those pesky people bothering presidente for life Moo Goo Gabby will have kill two birds with one hand grenade. Uranium workers will suddenly appear out of no where and what a population control tool! " Be non-compliant young virtuous lady and you could end up shoveling in the pits! " Moo Goo Gabby's mentors in Norkdom and their ChiCom cohorts will ensure that the entire apparatus is quickly assembled with no fuss and no muss. Moo Goo Gabby will then send his undesirables off to the uranium pits that will bear catchy names and drapped in cheerful banners decorated by the San Francisco and Boston liberal-fascists.
Posted by: Fun Dung Poo   2005-11-21 09:54  

#5  Sounds like a viable, desirable plan to me.
Then when all his "Scientists" are dead from mishandling the radioactives it will hasten their collapse.

Only down is the next inhabitants will have to check for "Loose" nuke material before moving in.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2005-11-21 09:38  

#4  I wouldn't worry about this dickweed, his little country doesn't have the money to do anything like this. If they did, his band of cronies would just steal it anyway. He's trying the NKor trick of using the nuke stuff to try to get incentives to give it up.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2005-11-21 08:56  

#3  This is pure bullsh*t for domestic consumption. There's a big difference between "having" uranium (which may even be doubtful) and processing uranium. Bob ain't got a clue.
Posted by: Spot   2005-11-21 08:33  

#2  No one ever seems to have a problem with uranium enrichment on enviro grounds when countries like Iran or Zim-bob-we do it.

Posted by: eLarson   2005-11-21 08:24  

#1  Does Minin' B. Hard have any comment?

dunt knoe, but processing be hard..and bullet to head be hard.
Posted by: Dawg   2005-11-21 01:57  

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