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Massascrewsetts: Bill softens bestiality statute (Sinking fast) |
2005-11-17 |
Posted by:.com |
#8 Heck, AC, I celebrated the day my second x got remarried. |
Posted by: badanov 2005-11-17 22:55 |
#7 My first wife (aka Jabba the Slutt) lives in Massachusetts. Her weight more than doubled after she left me. Massachusetts isn't really safe for her. There are beaches there, presenting a danger that she might be accidentally harpooned by a passing Japanese ship or rolled into the sea by well-meaning eco-activists. At least now she won't have to worry so much about her current husband being arrested for boffing a marine mammal. |
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2005-11-17 22:35 |
#6 "well she wasn't a different species when I picked 'er up last nite, dammit" |
Posted by: Frank G 2005-11-17 22:26 |
#5 This is apparently a long-running problem in Massachusetts: Thomas Granger, about 16 or 17 years old was "detected of buggery, and indicted for the same, with a mare, a cow, two goats, five sheep, two calves and a turkey". -William Bradford, from the book Of Plymouth Plantation, chapter XXXII, 1642. |
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2005-11-17 22:24 |
#4 I see that Dems were pushing the measure. Do they know something we don't about the latest generation of Kennedy spawn? |
Posted by: Glinemp Pholung8093 2005-11-17 21:56 |
#3 If the dog, sheep, or donkey got knocked up, I guess abortion would be O.K. in the minds of Bill and friends. |
Posted by: John Q. Citizen 2005-11-17 21:48 |
#2 Which state senators? |
Posted by: John Q. Citizen 2005-11-17 21:46 |
#1 When I saw the headline, I had thoughts of four-way with a donkey, a dog, and the two state senators. |
Posted by: usmc6743 2005-11-17 20:56 |