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| "Royal Blood-Fresh", Health Food |
| 2005-11-04 |
| Wonder if...It's made out of PEOPLE! Pyongyang, November 3 (KCNA) -- The botanical health food "Royal Blood-Fresh" exhibited by the Korea Pugang Pharmaceutical Corporation was popular among Korean and foreign visitors to the First Pyongyang Autumn International Commodity Fair held some days ago. It is a kind of health food which is made with the help of high technology according to secret prescriptions used in royal palaces of Korea. I don't want to know... It has proved very efficacious against limb-numbing, hemiplegia, speech impediment, vertigo, headache, thrombosis, high- or low-blood pressure, arteriosclerosis, angina pectoris and other diseases. It is also good for preventing aging. As long as it's efficacious, that's good enough for me. And thanks to KCNA, I know what efficacious means. Han Yong Gon, manager of the corporation, told KCNA that the 20-year long clinical test shows 95 percent of efficacy among the Korean and foreign patients who take the health food. We grind up the 5% who didn't like it to make more. "Royal Blood-Fresh" was awarded a WIPO gold medal at the 7th National Exhibition of Inventions and New Technologies in April Juche 91 (2002) and highly appreciated at various international shows. Big seller on Halloween I'll bet. Prof. and Dr. Isam Hasanacha of the Pharmaceutical Faculty of Damascus University in Syria said that the three-year examination over the "Royal Blood-Fresh" shows that the health food is stronger than other medicines in dissolving substances causing thrombosis and free from side-effect. No other medicines can compare with it, he added. Wonder if it's efficacious in preventing multiple gunshot wound suicides of Syrian government officials? It is exported to more than 20 countries including China, Russia, Germany, Canada, New Zealand, Britain and Syria. The Ugarit Corporation of Syria manufactures the "Royal Blood-Fresh" with the raw material imported from Korea under the license of the Korea Pugang Corporation. Soon to be fortified with actual pieces of the Assad family... |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #4 does it come with the parasite eggs and roundworm that the Kimchi accessorizes with? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-11-04 20:34 |
| #3 WOt about carbunkles and hemIroids? |
| Posted by: Dawg 2005-11-04 19:59 |
| #2 It has proved very efficacious against limb-numbing, hemiplegia, speech impediment, vertigo, headache, thrombosis, high- or low-blood pressure, arteriosclerosis, angina pectoris and other diseases. It is also good for preventing aging. And the proving was done using the scientific method? |
| Posted by: DoDo 2005-11-04 12:24 |
| #1 What? It doesn't cure blood in stool? Sheesh. YJCMTSU. |
| Posted by: .com 2005-11-04 09:27 |