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| Insurgents attack occupiers |
| 2005-10-29 |
| Datiya (Madhya Pradesh), Natives of a small village in a heavily-forested Datia hamlet in Madhya Pradesh are fleeing to safer areas these days. As at least three jackals, which possibly strayed into the village from the nearby jungles, have been on a biting spree. I think you need to find out why they hate you. Terrorised by the jackals, over half of the population has fled Bairuka village while over two dozen villagers have been admitted to the hospital after being attacked by the Let's find out the root causes. "A number of people have fled the village," says Nathuram. End your occupation and there will be no need for militant attacks. Forest officials say that efforts are being made to trap the animals. Quick! Where's Ramsey Clark? We need someone to protest the inhumane imprisonment. All right, I'll admit I'm as unbiased as the BBC. |
| Posted by:Jackal |
| #3 Root cause could be rabies. Pop-a-jackel and perform a necropsy and see if the little buggers have set up shop. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2005-10-29 16:41 |
| #2 These people must have some sort of religious or European prohibition against self defense. What would the life expectancy be for these jackals in a small TEXAS village? Substitute 'terrorist' for 'jackal' & you would get the same result. |
| Posted by: Glenmore 2005-10-29 09:54 |
| #1 Jackals attack the village during night leaving bloody scars on the bodies of their victims. A few of the victims' eyes have been brutally clawed out by the animals. "The jackal came and attacked me while I was sleeping. It hit my eyes with the powerful claws," says Kunti Bai, whose left eye has been badly damaged in the attack. Kunti Bai musta been drinkin Kickapoo juice when he told that fib. Everyone knows jackals don't scratch, just ask my cat, skittles. |
| Posted by: Red Dog 2005-10-29 04:55 |