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Gravity, why does it hate us?
2005-10-26
GRAZ, Austria (AP) - Thinking he was Superman and could fly, a drunk man leapt from a fourth-floor window early Tuesday and suffered head and back injuries, authorities said. Paramedics rushed the 23-year-old man to a hospital in the city of Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, after he jumped from the window. Police said the man - who apparently had drunk several bottles of red wine before attempting the jump - appeared at the window ledge at around 4 a.m. and shouted: "I am Superman! Nothing can happen to me!"
"Up, up, and away...........ah shit..SPLAT!"
The jumper, whose name was not released, landed on part of a lower section and roof, sparing him from more serious injuries, authorities said.
Kids, don't try this at home.
Posted by:Steve

#10  a force that is not present in the two-dimensional world but that materializes along with the emergence of the illusory third dimension....

A lame version of Bohm-Pribram's implicate order?

Illusory it may be, but works like a real thing! ;-)
Posted by: twobyfour   2005-10-26 23:34  

#9  SciAm:
The Illusion of Gravity


The force of gravity and one of the dimensions of space might be generated out of the peculiar interactions of particles and fields existing in a lower-dimensional realm
By Juan Maldacena
Three spatial dimensions are visible all around us--up/down, left/right, forward/backward. Add time to the mix, and the result is a four-dimensional blending of space and time known as spacetime. Thus, we live in a four-dimensional universe. Or do we?

Amazingly, some new theories of physics predict that one of the three dimensions of space could be a kind of an illusion--that in actuality all the particles and fields that make up reality are moving about in a two-dimensional realm like the Flatland of Edwin A. Abbott. Gravity, too, would be part of the illusion: a force that is not present in the two-dimensional world but that materializes along with the emergence of the illusory third dimension....
Posted by: 3dc   2005-10-26 20:35  

#8  You are supposed to throw yourself on the ground and miss!

Doesn't anybody listen anymore dammit!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-10-26 19:16  

#7  I fear you are right Seafarious. We can only wait for a quantum shift to make things right/left or East/north.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-10-26 19:05  

#6  Wont work, Ship. As usual, its grievance has something to do with Palestine, the failure to ratify Kyoto, and the fact that the cute little red-haired neutron turned him down in seventh grade.
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-10-26 17:52  

#5  The strong nuclear force hates us.

Ima feel low now. Is there anything we can do? A cake? Flowers? Perhaps a gift card from a high-end boutique?
Posted by: Shipman   2005-10-26 17:43  

#4  He should've just handed his friends a gun, have them fire a few rounds at him... and then duck when they throw the gun at him.
Posted by: tu3031   2005-10-26 17:03  

#3  Gravity finds us attractive, actually.
Posted by: lotp   2005-10-26 17:00  

#2  Gravity doesn't hate us. The strong nuclear force hates us. Electomagnetism and the weak nuclear force are largely indifferent to us.
Posted by: Mark E.   2005-10-26 16:34  

#1  I don't know why you mock him...He did fly...
Granted for about 3 seconds...
Granted straight down...
Granted with a rather sudden stop...
but he did fly :-)
Posted by: Warthog   2005-10-26 16:34  

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