"The end of the world is coming, and YOU MAY DIE!"
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| Time to meet the Messiah |
| 2005-10-21 |
| EFL On Thursday night, Rabbi Yitzhak Kaduri said, "Jews must come to the land of Israel to receive our righteous Mashiach (Messiah), who has begun his influence and will reveal himself in the future." It was during the meal after the 24-hour Yom Kippur fast that several followers approached the 104-year-old leading known Kabbalist Rabbi in Israel. A family member asked him about his remarks last month regarding natural disasters in the world. The Rabbi said that the disasters are directly related to the redemption process, which will culminate in the coming of the Mashiach. The Rabbi added that in the near future, another wave of According to Rabbi Yosef Kaduri and the Arutz-7 journalist, the Kabbalist elder referred to a known esoteric concept of a "struggle between the oceans," and said that the large oceans [Haokeanus hagadol] would strike the world. Rabbi Yosef Kaduri said that grandfather's warning includes were Jews of the Americas. The elder Rabbi Kaduri told the two that on Yom Kippur he would have more things to say. Such as "Gotcha!" The Rabbi raised his head and looked around the room at the students and worshippers who were gathered at his Nachalat Yitzhak Yeshiva, in the Bucharim neighborhood of Jerusalem. With a broad smile on his face familiar to his students when he has a revelation, he declared, "With the help of G-d, the soul of the Mashiach has attached itself to a person in Israel" [In the original Hebrew: 'Hit'abra bezrat hashem nishmat mashiach b'adam m'yisrael']. Rabbi Kaduri has spoken repeatedly about the Final Redemption and referred to the calculations of the Vilna Gaon regarding the redemption, which appear in the Gaon's writings and are considered difficult to decipher. According to the writings of the Vilna Gaon, a sign of the Gog and Magog war is its breaking out on the Jewish holiday of Hoshana Rabba (the 7th day of the Sukkot holiday), just after the conclusion of the 7th or shemittah [agricultural sabbatical] year. On September 24, 2001, Channel One Israel TV broadcast an item on what Torah and other mystics were saying in the wake of the World Trade Center attack. Speaking from the room adjacent to where Rabbi Yitzhak Kaduri receives visitors, Arutz Sheva Hebrew radio showhost Yehoshua Meiri, a close confident of the Kabbalist, explained to the cameras Rabbi Kaduri's understanding of the events based on the calculations of the Vilna Gaon: "On Hashanah Rabba, the actual war of Gog and Magog will commence and will last for some seven years," said Meiri. Precise to the minute, 13 days later on October 7th as the sun was setting and the Jewish holiday of Hoshana Rabba was ushered in, US and British forces According to the calculation, a 7-year count from that Hoshana Rabba is the date of a major revelation associated with Mashiach. Those close to Rabbi Kaduri say in his name that the 5th year of this redemption process is now beginning. They explain that the above-mentioned "attaching" of a righteous soul to a person of Israel makes the recipient a candidate for Mashiach, but not yet the actual Mashiach. This person gets an additional soul which finds expression in the adding of a letter to his name, without changing its pronunciation. The elder Rabbi Kaduri says that the letter added to this person's name is "vav" and the secret of his power is a Star of David hidden in his attire. Sigh. Though note that at least he doesn't advocate exploding or sawing off heads. Very different from a few miles away. |
| Posted by:Jackal |
| #12 I predict Chelsea will win the title. |
| Posted by: shistos shistadogaloo UK 2005-10-21 15:47 |
| #11 Could this explain why Madonna has renounced skankiness? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2005-10-21 12:53 |
| #10 My fearless prediction is "Brad and Angelina are in for some surprizes". |
| Posted by: mhw 2005-10-21 12:06 |
| #9 "The end of the world is coming, and YOU MAY DIE!" /image copyright Church of the SubGenius. used with permission. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2005-10-21 11:01 |
| #8 I predict temperatures in the northern hemisphere will drop this winter as compared to the temperatures this summer! The price of Oil will change! A once famous person WILL DIE! |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2005-10-21 08:55 |
| #7 I'm not the Messiah! |
| Posted by: Very Naughty Boy 2005-10-21 08:53 |
| #6 The Messiah might be a transvestite. Adding a letter to your name would be like going from Paul to Paula. It's that whole "finding expression" thing. |
| Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2005-10-21 08:43 |
| #5 The Rabbi added that in the near future, another wave of Going way out on a limb there... |
| Posted by: eLarson 2005-10-21 07:43 |
| #4 The Messiah will reveal himself in the future said 104 year old Rabbi Yitzhak Kadur Hmm perhaps sooner for some than others |
| Posted by: pihkalbadger 2005-10-21 06:33 |
| #3 Well now, iff the Sun, etal. doesn't explode in supernova the moment Osama-babe dies, we'll know it wasn't him now won't we, Madonna!? |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2005-10-21 02:01 |
| #2 oops...scratch the under Zionist neocon leadership ... |
| Posted by: Rafael 2005-10-21 00:51 |
| #1 Precise to the minute...US and British forces under Zionist neocon leadership began an aerial bombing campaign targeting Taliban forces and Al-Qaida. Damn. Karl Rove is good. |
| Posted by: Rafael 2005-10-21 00:50 |