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US court jails 'Dumb and Dumber'
2005-09-30
Follow up to a story evoked here; kinda sad, actually, for the hurt tellers and all, of course, but also for the two dumbasses. With the glimpse on prison life that orgs like "Stop prisoner rapes" (spr.org or so IIRC) allow, being a sheltered white boy in an Us correction center certainly won't be easy, I'm not sure being the homosexual f*ckslave of a large tattoed man and his pals is part of the judgement. "Life is tough, it's even tougher when you're stoopid".
Two Australian bank robbers, Luke Carroll and Anthony Prince, were given jail terms by a US court today. The dramatic, tear-filled speeches appeared to have helped as US District Court judge Phillip Figa jailed the two mates, nicknamed Dumb and Dumber by the press, for far less than the maximum 25-year sentence. Carroll was sentenced to five years in a US prison, while New Zealand-born Prince was handed a four-and-a-half-year jail term. Prosecutors had asked for at least seven years and have not ruled out appealing the sentence.

Under US law, even with good behaviour they will have to serve at least 85 per cent of their sentences in America's harsh federal prison system, although there is the possibility they could be transferred to Australian jails. Why two clean-cut lads with no criminal history and loving parents back in Australia armed themselves with BB guns that looked like pistols, walked into a Vail, Colorado bank, injured one of the female tellers and placed a gun at the back of the other's neck, remained a mystery.

Prince's father, Peter, said his son must have been in a "fantasy land".
Prince told the court he also could not explain it. He said he had lived a sheltered life growing up in the quiet rural community of Rosebank, a small town outside Byron Bay on the NSW north coast, and had never experienced "the dark side" until his arrest.

One experienced American lawyer admitted he had never come across a crime similar to the violent bank robbery that briefly netted Carroll and Prince $US132,000 ($170,000), but also severely damaged the lives of the two and their families. "In the 33 years I have been practising law in this state, I don't think I've ever participated in a case that's sadder," Carroll's lawyer, Daniel Smith, told Judge Figa.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#3  Two foreign idiots on a ski vacation beleived all the tales bruited about the wild and wooly West of the lawless and gunfilled America... and decided to get in on the action. If they'd been just gone a little farther, it would be Darwin Award material. Instead they'll merely be a cautionary tale, the poor stupid darlings.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-09-30 20:33  

#2  
The lawyers for Carroll and Prince also argued their clients would be disadvantaged in the US federal prison system because as Australians they would not be given the same educational and vocational opportunities as US inmates.
What the hell?

Going to prison for a violent crime is a disadvantage for the criminals? Do tell. The physical harm they caused the teller is a disadvantage for her, too.

Nobody (but them) seems to know why the "boys" pulled an armed robbery. I doubt it was for "educational opportunities," but don't worry, Mr. Shyster, I guarantee you they're going to get educated.

Losers.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2005-09-30 15:14  

#1  Schtoopidity is *not* a survival trait.

N.B. to the rest of the world-- if you don't want to rot in our prisons, don't commit any crimes here.
Posted by: N guard   2005-09-30 10:09  

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