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| Condoms Are Named for Clinton, Lewinsky |
| 2005-09-21 |
| Surprised it took this long... BEIJING - A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, apparently seeking to exploit the White House affair that led to the impeachment of America's 42nd president. Spokesman Liu Wenhua of the Guangzhou Rubber Group said the company was handing out 100,000 free Clinton and Lewinsky condoms as part of a promotion to raise consumer awareness of its new products. I wonder if his picture's on them? He said that after the promotion ends, the Clinton condoms will go on sale in southern China for 29.8 Yuan ($3.72) for a box of 12, while the Lewinsky model will be priced at 18.8 Yuan ($2.35) for the same quantity."The Clinton condom will be the top of our line," he said. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good." He important man. She cheap slut. Liu said the company had chosen to use the Clinton name because consumers viewed the former president as a responsible person, who would want to stress safe sex as an effective way to prevent the spread of the HIV virus. Yep, when I think "responsible", I think Bill Clinton. Even though he never has been... "The names we chose are symbols of people who are responsible and dedicated to their jobs," he said. "I believe Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he's a very generous man." Just send me mah check theah, boys. Talk to some of yo friends ovah theah. Especially, in the missile technology sectah. They know how the deal works. Liu said the company did not believe using the Clinton and Lewinsky names constituted a violation of copyright or other laws."We have received full approval from the local Industrial and Commercial Bureau to start production," he said. And I'm sure that's a very stringent approval process... Clinton has campaigned aggressively for heightened AIDS awareness in China, where the disease is spreading rapidly. 'Cept when gettin a benah. That doan count... In impeachment proceedings conducted by the U.S. Senate in 1999, he was acquitted on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice. The charges stemmed from denials he made about a sexual relationship he maintained with Lewinsky, a former White House intern. Coming up next from our Chinese friends, the Hillary Clinton Strapon... |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #3 The Monica ones come in a cigar-shaped container. (rimshot) Thanks. Have you tried the veal? |
| Posted by: Tibor 2005-09-21 17:33 |
| #2 Accessorizing your "Willie"... |
| Posted by: imoyaro 2005-09-21 12:39 |
| #1 Well, I always thought Clinton was a sc*mb*g. It appears that even the Chinese agree. |
| Posted by: Zhang Fei 2005-09-21 12:33 |