 | This is the EU, you know. |
The Danish government is under attack for paying for its disabled citizens to have sex with prostitutes.
"I'm from the government. I'm here to..."
"Yowza!" |
The official 'Sex, irrespective of disability' campaign pays sex workers to provide sex once a month for disabled people. The legal guidelines advise: "It could be of great importance that the carer speaks to the prostitute together with the person in their care, to help them express their wishes."
| "Ummm... I think I can guess what he wants! Put that thing away before you hurt somebody!" |
But opposition parties have attacked the regulations, claiming it is an immoral way of spending tax-payers' money. Social-Democrat spokesperson Kristen Brosboel said: "We spend a large proportion of our taxes rescuing women from prostitution. But at the same time we officially encourage carers to help contact with prostitutes."
| Does seem kinda stoopid, doesn't it? |
| If you make the assumption that all hookers want to be rescued from their profession... |
But Stig Langvad of the country's Disabled Association said the politicians critical of the plan are showing "double standards".
| "Yeah! Youse get laid! Why can't we?" |
He said: "The disabled must have the same possibilities as other people. Politicians can debate whether prostitution should be allowed in general, instead of preventing only the disabled from having access to it."
| That makes no sense, but I'm not a y'urp-peon. |
| Somehow, the idea of having a government low-bid hooker stop by to attend to my needs according to the provisions Paragraph 11, Subparagraph 4 and in accordance with Sex Manual 41-2005 doesn't really excite me that much. But to each his own... |
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