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Israel-Palestine
Palestinians Force Their Way Into Egypt
2005-09-16
Hundreds of Palestinians broke through Egyptian and Palestinian Authority lines on the Gaza border Friday, pouring into Egypt in defiance of government attempts to secure the frontier. It was the second afternoon in a row that the crowd was able to overwhelm the measures imposed in the morning to restore order on the Gaza-Egypt border, the Palestinians' only outlet to the world that avoids Israel.

The surge started when Palestinians waiting to cross pelted their own security forces with stones at the Saladin gate, the main informal crossing on the border, in this border town. When the Palestinian security officials gave way, the crowd pushed through the iron gateway and tackled the Egyptian police.
"1..2..3..4, we don't want to wait no more! 5..6..7..8, open up the f**king gate!"
Policemen tried to beat the crowd back with sticks, but they were overwhelmed, and hundreds of Palestinians entered Egypt.
Wait, I thought they wanted to be in Gaza?
Earlier Friday, Israel said the failure to control the flow of arms and people across the frontier had severely undermined the credibility of the Palestinian Authority.
They had credibility before?

'They look like they're running a system which has neither law nor order, neither organization nor authority,' Amos Gilad of the Defense Ministry's diplomatic department told Israel Army Radio.
Posted by:Steve

#12  The Paleostinian Authority's credibility just went from negative infinity to an imaginary number. They are going where no organization has gone before!

Join us for another thrilling adventure on the gate-breaking vessel POS Arafish as we navigate to and fro in Gaza between the Land of the Pharoahs and the Zionist Walled Country of Israel.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-09-16 23:00  

#11  You've heard of Paleo car swarms, right? That's when they scramble to a car that has just been hit by an IDF missile so as to, you know, pull out the sacred body parts of the now dearly departed Jihadi.

This is just the same phenomenon, only aimed to border-crossing gates and fences.

Next time Egypt, try electric fences and anti-personnel mines.
Posted by: The Angry Fliegerabwehrkanonen   2005-09-16 16:41  

#10  THey all wanted to go shopping after Friday prayers? Could it be the local Imams put them up to this so they can cover smuggling operations?
Posted by: Sock Puppet O´ Doom   2005-09-16 14:27  

#9  I made an extra large batch of popcorn this time.... lots of melted butter and extra salt, guaranteed to harden arteries and raise blood pressure just from the perfume. But I do have cold skim milk for those who want to make it a complete protein. ;-) Enjoy!
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-09-16 12:34  

#8  How can they get past the gate? I thought they were Palestinians and were completely unable to live anywhere else in the entire world but in "Palestine."
Posted by: Jackal   2005-09-16 12:27  

#7  
Somehow it was the Joooos. That or Walmart.
Posted by: macofromoc   2005-09-16 11:09  

#6  
Palastinian Imperialism.... Can I get a ruling on that from Noam Chomsky??
Posted by: macofromoc   2005-09-16 11:08  

#5  I can’t understand why they don’t want to stay in the Gaza. Since the JOOOOOSS are gone it just has to be a paradise.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2005-09-16 10:50  

#4  I'm reminded of that old Belushi skit on Saturday Night Live, "The Thing That Wouldn't Leave"...
Posted by: tu3031   2005-09-16 10:02  

#3  Maybe they don't want to live under the rule of Hammas.
Posted by: plainslow   2005-09-16 09:53  

#2  Egyptians lock and load. Pass the popcorn? Paleos will get the message when they have a new Black September to remember
Posted by: Frank G   2005-09-16 09:53  

#1  This is obviously proof that the Paleos can be taught!!

They were taught for years that if there is a border crossing or check point you riot. Well, someone forgot to teach them discrimination skills so they could tell the difference between allied gates and Jooooooo gates.

Next, maybe they can be taught to build rather than destroy.............nah.
Posted by: AlanC   2005-09-16 09:47  

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