 Two people were wounded Monday as a result of armed clashes in the Palestinian refugee camp of Ein Al-Hilweh outside the southern Lebanese port city of Sidon, a security source said. | They were watching the festivities in Gaza on the teevee and suddenly developed an urgent need for some gun sex. |
"The incident resulted from a personal dispute in the Taameer area. The dispute occurred between, on the one hand, Lebanese individuals close to the Sidon-based Popular Nasserite Movement and, on the other, Islamic extremists led by Abu Ramez Al-Sahmarani," the source told KUNA.
| "Go fer yer guns, Popular Nasserite scum!" |
The dispute developed into an exchange of fire between the two sides.
| "Take that, beturbanned yokel!" |
Al-Sahmarani was injured in his leg while another person called Adnan Kallas was also injured.
"Ow! My leg!"
"Ow! My elbow!" |
Al-Sahmarani and his cadre followers took refuge in the camp following the 2000 clashes between Islamic extremists from the Dinnieh area and the Lebanese army. The clashes caused dozens of casualties including 12 dead on the army side. |