You have commented 339 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Hizbullah denies firing rocket into Israel
2005-08-26
The recent calm along the Lebanese-Israeli border was broken yesterday when a rocket fired from Lebanon hit Margaliot, a northern Israeli community. The rocket, which hit a chicken coop, did not cause any casualties according to Israeli security sources.
"My hen! She's dead!"
Lebanese Prime Minister Fouad Siniora warned that Israel might be "searching for a reason to do something," and said that Lebanon will not be "driven into a situation that poses a threat to the country."
"Please don't punch us out! We're having another crisis!"
Hizbullah denied any involvement in the incident. The group's spokesman Hussein Nabulsi said: "Hizbullah is not responsible for this. We don't know who fired the rocket."
"Wudn't us!"
Both Lebanese and Israeli security sources said they suspect the rockets were fired by a Palestinian group and not Hizbullah.
"Yeah! An' if it wudn't them, I bet it wuz them Zionists!"
Palestinian militant groups have been dormant on the Lebanese front since the end of the Lebanese Civil War in 1990, with the resistance work strictly being carried out by Hizbullah. But Palestinian groups have vowed revenge for Israel's killing of five Palestinians in the West Bank town of Tulkarem on Wednesday, with three of them being civilians unarmed teenagers, and not fighters. Fatah commander in Lebanon, Brigadier General Sultan Abu al-Ainayn, told The Daily Star it was not acceptable anymore that Palestinians are accused of every security breach in Lebanon.
"Why's everybody always pickin' on us?"
He said: "It does not serve our case as Palestinian refugees in Lebanon to fire a mortar toward Israel."
Posted by:Fred

#9  Waiting for PETA to send another pathetic letter to Hezbollah, like the one they sent to Arafish (before he was "stable") after a donkey was killed by a suicide bomber. No mention of the Jooooos that were killed, nope PETA's only worried about that donkey (guess b/c it's a symbol of the donks).
Posted by: BA   2005-08-26 11:21  

#8  I believe Hezbollah and teh Paleos - probably someone had a personal vendetta against a particular chicken in the coop?
Posted by: Frank G   2005-08-26 10:52  

#7  They have surely confiscated a number of these rockets, maybe it is time to send them back.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2005-08-26 10:50  

#6  KFC?
Posted by: .com   2005-08-26 10:15  

#5  The rocket, which hit a chicken coop, did not cause any casualties according to Israeli security sources.

I seriously doubt that every single chicken in the coop survived a direct hit by a Katyusha.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-08-26 10:13  

#4  "No blood for eggs!"
Posted by: Raj   2005-08-26 09:29  

#3  DEATH TO ZIONIST POULTRY!!!
Posted by: tu3031   2005-08-26 08:19  

#2  They must have thought that the chickens were organizing, too.
Posted by: eLarson   2005-08-26 08:11  

#1  "The rocket, which hit a chicken coop, did not cause any casualties"
Posted by: Poison Reverse   2005-08-26 06:52  

00:00