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Afghanistan/South Asia
Tales from the Crossfire Gazette (game show edition)
2005-08-20
A wanted criminal was killed in a 'shootout' between Rapid Action Battalion (Rab) and his accomplices at Tongi in the early hours yesterday. The criminal, Panu Howladar alias Kanu alias Russell, 24, was a close accomplice of Kala Jahangir, one of the 23 top criminals in the city, and notorious criminal Taj, a Rab press release said.
"I'm the notorious T-A-J, boyieeeeee...I got me a shutter gun, 3 or 4 bullets, and a posse cohort cadre!
You're not good enough to have three aliases, 'Russell'.
Rab-4 nabbed Panu, accused in 13 cases filed with Kafrul Police Station for murder, extortion and rape, and his accomplice Shah Alam from Kamarpara under Turag Police Station at about 2:00am on July 27. They were handed over to Kafrul police the following day and Rab-4 took charge of quizzing them in an arms case.
"Into the isolation booth, Panu! You're the next contestant on the popular new game show, RAB Quiz Time. And now for your first question: What color is my lucky truncheon?"
Panu told Rab that his accomplices Tuhin, Razzak, Haji Shah Alam have huge arms in their possession.
"They wear 36 inch sleeves, I tell ya!"
They have a hideout near Biswa Ijtema ground where they take liquor, marijuana and phensidyl and plan criminal activities.
"It's a neat hideout, we even have a mirror disco ball!"
Hmmm. Guess ol' Panu there didn't score very high on the quiz. He must've been too busy planning his criminal activities.
Acting on his statement, a Rab team rushed to raid the hideout at about 3:00am yesterday but Panu's accomplices attacked the team near the spot and Rab then opened fire in self defence, the press release said.
"It's the RAB, boys! Open random, ineffectual fire!"
Panu tried to flee during the firing ...
... foolish, foolish Panu ...
and was bullet-hit in his accomplices' firing.
"Feets don't fail ...[THWIP] ..."
The gang members then retreated and Rab recovered a revolver, a shutter gun and three bullets left by them, it added.
The RAB boys know the serial number for that shutter gun by heart ...
The body was sent to Gazipur Sadar Hospital.
"Fresh one for you, Dr. Quincy!"
"Okay, umm, what name do we file this one under?"
"I like 'Russell', how 'bout you?"
"Some lovely parting gifts from our contestant. Panu, you should have studied a little harder for the test. Better luck next time, and thanks for playing RAB Quiz Time!"
Posted by:Steve White

#4  :-) Do the Thais have a RAB team? WTF are they doing, sleeping?
Posted by: Frank G   2005-08-20 12:52  

#3  Steve's on vacation for the coming week. Not that Emily and I waited even five minutes to have our fun, as you can see :-)
Posted by: Steve White   2005-08-20 12:30  

#2  Uh oh, Steve's gonna be pissed.

Oh, it's the weekend version.... nevermind.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-08-20 07:49  

#1  I thinhk they need to train some officers from Sri Lanka and get them up to speed.
Posted by: Sock Puppet 0’ Doom   2005-08-20 01:20  

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