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-Short Attention Span Theater-
And you thought your day was bad
2005-08-11
LONDON -- Some people bring flowers, others bring balloons. When Melvyn Reed's three wives showed up to visit him at the hospital, they brought an unexpected curtain call to his years as a double bigamist. British police confirmed that after Melvyn Reed woke from his triple bypass heart operation earlier this year, his complicated marital affairs took a turn for a worse. All three of his spouses had turned up at the same time, despite his efforts to stagger their visits.
I hate it when that happens

Media reports say that, upon realizing that something was amiss, the wives held a meeting in the parking lot, and learned that they were all married to the same man.
Whereupon much seething commenced. Lucky he was already in hospital.
The 59-year-old company director from Kettering in central England turned himself into police on May 12 saying he was married to three women at the same time, and confessed to bigamy, an illegal offense in Britain, London's Metropolitan Police said in a statement. A spokeswoman for the Crown Prosecution Service confirmed that Reed had turned himself in to police in Wimbledon, south London in the presence of his lawyer, and admitted he was a bigamist.
"I'm guilty, your honor! Please lock me up where they can't get at me!"
He pleaded guilty to two charges of bigamy on July 19 at the Wimbledon Magistrates' court, and was given a suspended sentence of four months in prison and ordered to pay 70 pounds (US$126; euro102) in costs, police said.
I'm thinking he's going to be out a lot more money before this is over.
It wasn't immediately possible to reach Reed or his three wives. A phone call to one of the women went unanswered. Reed's lawyer Laurence Grant was not immediately available at his office for comment.
The Metropolitan Police said Reed married his first wife, Jean Grafton, in 1966, then left her without divorcing her. He went on to marry Denise Harrington in 1998, then married Lyndsey Hutchinson in 2003.
British media have widely reported that Reed recently moved back in with his first wife, Grafton. They say she is the mother of his three grown children. The Metropolitan Police said Harrington and Hutchinson had sought advice on getting their marriages annulled. But media reports say lawyers have advised the women that their marriages were never valid.
My advice to Melvyn is to change his name and move to someplace safe. Baghdad, for example.
Posted by:Steve

#5  "Illegal offense"? As opposed to the legal variety, presumably. Or else just bad writing.
Posted by: mojo   2005-08-11 15:38  

#4  thawt ima see this in sum moovee before
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-08-11 13:12  

#3  I'm thinking he's going to be out a lot more money before this is over.
I'm thinking he better not fall asleep near any one of these wives or he may be out more than just money. (Lorena Bobbitt, anyone?)
Posted by: Xbalanke   2005-08-11 12:14  

#2  He may do well to do a retroactive conversion to islam and then cry to the EU human rights crowd while figuring out how to get to pakiland.
Posted by: MunkarKat   2005-08-11 11:32  

#1  Lucky for him that this happened after 7/7. I think since 7/7, illegal bigamy is no longer on top of Scotland Yard's list of things to investigate.
Posted by: Poison Reverse   2005-08-11 11:24  

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