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CNN's Candy Crowley: Hillary "Goddess"
2005-08-08
2008 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is considered a "goddess" in Democratic Party circles, CNN's Candy Crowley reported Saturday.
"I honestly hear the word 'goddess' attached to her," Crowley told fellow CNN'er Joe Johns, who asked her to survey the 2008 political landscape.
Kali, goddess of destruction, worshipped by the thuggee.
"She's kind of this – she doesn't have to show up in New Hampshire for another three-and-a-half years, because she's such a presence there," Crowley continued to gush.
"Like a dark brooding shadow, draining their life forces, till all that's left is an empty shell"
In the next breath Crowley seemed at a loss for words to explain the awe-inspiring power of Sen. Clinton's charisma. "I mean, she is, you know, again, she, like McCain on the Republican side, they already have – look, they already have names, they already have networks. They don't need to be [in New Hampshire] right now. It's the insurgents that need to be in there now."
Posted by:Anonymoose

#20  DICK MORRIS on FOX was arguing that since he believes Hillary isn't dedicated to her official task/office as Senator by and for the people of New York, that she should just refrain from running for Senator in '06, where she presently stands a either good chance of losing or else to win only by minutae points, and focus wholly instead on winning the Presidency, which is what she wants to be to begin with.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2005-08-08 23:28  

#19  I thought being beautiful and ageless was part of being a goddess.

I thought only the Norns were old hags.

What gives?
Posted by: 3dc   2005-08-08 20:58  

#18  That's not Fritz, It's Eagleton, wishing he were Fritz.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2005-08-08 18:12  

#17  My God, man, Walter "Fritz" Mondale, a RBer!

Haven't heard from you since Coleman kicked yur ass to become senator.
Posted by: Captain America   2005-08-08 18:10  

#16  I was a gawd in my time, then I had a weepy moment, then nuttin!
Posted by: Walter Mondale   2005-08-08 17:10  

#15  That is no moon goddess....

They look very nice until you get closer and notice the batlike wings and fangs.....

...but by then its often too late.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-08-08 16:49  

#14  Damn, is crowley queer for her or what?
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2005-08-08 16:32  

#13  Kali? Bah!

Y'all must be completely ignorant.

She seems to match Hera _very_ closely.
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2005-08-08 15:41  

#12  Kaliiiiiii shakti dei!
Posted by: mojo   2005-08-08 11:58  

#11  Xblanke :

If Bill can have, Monica, Gennifer, Kathryn, etc. etc...

Of course the "looker" of his harem was the ex-Miss America, Elizabeth Gracen



Of course, Vince Foster's suicide?
If she preferred Cthulhu that might explain some things...





Posted by: BigEd   2005-08-08 11:51  

#10  Consort of Cthulhu?
Posted by: Xbalanke   2005-08-08 11:34  

#9  Candy Crowley, my god, all she lacks is a pig nose.
You can believe what she says because her looks always give her away.

Mark my words. We will regret Hillary and the patriot act. Hillary's dirty tricks gang makes Nixon look like a choir boys. There is no law they will not break.
Posted by: Sock Puppet 0’ Doom   2005-08-08 11:27  

#8  No, no, no.... This is a piece of good reporting. Does anyone doubt that this is correct; that she is regarded as the "goddess" of the dems right now? Or that some dems are so profoundly sophomoric that they would actually think and say something like that?

It just goes to show how little they have going for them... Their most popular candidate for the white house is with a one term carpetbagging senatorial wife of an ex-president, whose only executive branch assignment (health care) was widely and profoundly rejected, and whose record in the senate is largely at odds with her previous thinking on many issues.
Posted by: Mark E.   2005-08-08 11:15  

#7  I assume from the designation of "CNN" that MS Crowley is some sort of TV news talking head, but I am only too happy to state that I have no other idea of who this woman is, what she looks like, or why anyone should be hanging on her word.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2005-08-08 11:05  

#6  Candy, such an appropriate name...
Posted by: Raj   2005-08-08 10:45  

#5  "I honestly hear the word 'goddess' attached to her,"

Of course, the "goddess" in question is the Venus of Willendorf.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-08-08 10:35  

#4  "I honestly hear the word 'goddess' attached to her,"

Well there's one thing Candy won't ever have to be worried about being referred to as...
Posted by: tu3031   2005-08-08 10:21  

#3  I exploit you
Still you love me
I tell you one and one is three
I'm the Cult of Personality.
Posted by: BH   2005-08-08 10:21  

#2  Bias? What Bias? Move along, it's all in the figment of your imagination.

"In the next breath Crowley seemed at a loss..like McCain"

If McCain thought he had snowball's chance in hell before, to run, I ate toooo much Candy Crowley pretty much obliterated any future for the McCain presidency. Being compared to Hillary, all in one weazing breath is definitely not the ticket.

Posted by: Poison Reverse   2005-08-08 10:08  

#1  ROTFLMAO!

Goddess? Of what? Naked raw unprincipled ambition?

Crowley needs meds. And to have her stomach stapled.
Posted by: .com   2005-08-08 10:03  

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