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Seattle man dies after sex with horse
2005-08-06
Breaking news story from MSNBC
I've heard of hoof in mouth, but....
A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.

The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said. “The information that we have is that people would find this place via chat rooms on the Web,” said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff’s Department.
Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.
“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.
Posted by:Captain America

#26  AC - relax, you're in way to deep on this story.

This demented chap is just fortunate he didn't "encounter" Big Foot (Size DOES matter fellas)
Posted by: Captain America   2005-08-06 22:17  

#25  I think the ANALogy here is the 'Bull in the China Shop' metaphor...
Posted by: Gromoter Greretch8811   2005-08-06 21:44  

#24  Well theses are fine comments, but you all miss the point : where can I download the video? Emule?
Posted by: anonymous5089   2005-08-06 21:33  

#23  PETA provided grief counseling for the horse?
Posted by: borgboy   2005-08-06 21:01  

#22  Imagine the family at this guy's funeral. Will it be in church? What will the minister's demeanor be? I am tempted to write to my son-in-law, a Baptist minister, and ask how he might handle the funeral of someone who died under such exquisitely dishonorable and humiliating circumstances.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-08-06 20:40  

#21  LOL! That's not funny! That's crazy.

Does it make it Crazy Horse?
Posted by: Raj   2005-08-06 20:19  

#20  Sex with horses is so tedious. You have to get off your stool everytime just to kiss them.

LOL! That's not funny! That's crazy.
Posted by: Yaseen Wattoo   2005-08-06 20:10  

#19  Classical Liberal - there has been some effort here for Snohomish County (just north of King) to split into the eastern side (called Skykomish County - mountains, rual) and the western side (Snohomish). But it failed :((.

I also think there is a small effort to do the same in King County - But it nearly impossible.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-08-06 16:36  

#18  The moral of this story - 'Tis better to give than to receive...
Posted by: Raj   2005-08-06 15:39  

#17  "Horses, why do they....."
Posted by: Steve   2005-08-06 14:49  

#16  Sex with horses is so tedious. You have to get off your stool everytime just to kiss them.
Posted by: DepotGuy   2005-08-06 14:42  

#15  â€œIf you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,”

Also about cultural sensitivity...
Posted by: BigEd   2005-08-06 14:25  

#14  Subtitle: horse rides man

Sub-subtitle: Horse traumatized over forced penetration.
Posted by: Charles   2005-08-06 14:24  

#13  This is indicative of the yawning divide between the moonbats in urban Seattle and the surburban and urban areas of the rest of King County. There have been any number of recent measures coming out of the Seattle dominated King County council that show disdain for rural residents and property owners. The gist of it is that the rural areas need to be "preserved". There is perfect symbolism in this escapade assuming the dude was a downtowner: horses are for f*cking.

It's about time to split up King County and carve most of it out of the people's republic.
Posted by: Classical_Liberal   2005-08-06 12:00  

#12  Subtitle: horse rides man
Posted by: Captain America   2005-08-06 11:14  

#11  Horese related to Seattle Slew?
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2005-08-06 11:06  

#10  Death by Bunga Bunga. Not pretty.
Posted by: mmurray821   2005-08-06 10:45  

#9  Seattle = heart of Moonbat country, Baghdad Jim McDermott is there...

Coincidence?
Posted by: OldSpook   2005-08-06 10:45  

#8  Won't they learn that Neigh means nay?
Posted by: Jackal   2005-08-06 10:15  

#7  "death...due to perforation of the colon”


Ouch!
Posted by: Poison Reverse   2005-08-06 09:34  

#6  This lends a whole new dimension to the concept of a "petting zoo", doesn't it?
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2005-08-06 09:02  

#5  Gerbils in short supply?
Posted by: Pheans Flolumble1874   2005-08-06 08:35  

#4  Am I correct in understanding that this man was not performing anal sex on the horse, but receiving it?!?! Please, say it ain't so!
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2005-08-06 05:50  

#3  "The horse involved in the incident was not harmed..."

In fact, the horse couldn't stop neighing...
Posted by: .com   2005-08-06 05:24  

#2  Yet another sign of the coming og the ANTICHRIST?
Posted by: borgboy   2005-08-06 03:52  

#1  â€œIf you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.

...I'm thinkin' we've gone past 'issues' to freakin' SUBSCRIPTIONS here...

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2005-08-06 02:59  

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