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| The Newest Miracle Cure from Dr. Kimmie's Miracle Potions and Floor Cleaning Products |
| 2005-08-05 |
| Step right up! Step right up! Pyongyang, August 4 (KCNA) -- Chongsong Bullojong is a medicine manufactured by the Korea Pugang Pharmaceutic Company of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Won Hak Rim, 60, who lives in Pyongyang, had chronic gastritis cured after taking the medicine. You, sir! What has it done for you! He said: I had long suffered from gastritis. Several days after I started taking the medicine, I felt hungry and had a cycle of diarrhea and constipation stopped. That wonder was that I regained strength in my feeble legs. People tell me that I have become younger. Now I dare say that Chongsong Bullojong is efficacious for digestive diseases and those of the aged. That's a little more then we needed to know but thanks for the testimonial! Efficacious, folks! Did you hear that! Efficacious! How can you go wrong! It, strong in digestive ferment, is potent for preventing gastroenteritis, stomach ulcer, hepatitis, enteritis, colitis and other digestive diseases. It is good for detoxicating nicotinism, alcoholism and drug poisoning, preventing aging and various contagious diseases, treating arteriosclerosis, hypertension and heart disorders and recovering from weak constitution and malnutrition. It also promotes the growth of children. And don't we all know how important that prevention of malnutrition is around here, right, folks? Chongsong Bullojong is made with nutritive elements extracted from pollen and needles of pines growing in Mts. Kumgang and Myohyang. That's right! Mts. Kumgang and Myohyang! Dear Leader and Great Leader probably did some famous Arduous March stuff up there, so you know this has gotta be good! It contains 40 sorts of microelements and more than 90 kinds of natural elements including essential amino acid, vitamins C, B1, B2, E, PP and K, protein, lignin, chlorophyll, essential oil, oligosaccharide and polysaccharide. How many do you need! Don't crowd me now! We got plenty for everybody! |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #3 Has Kimmie been watching Cat Ballou? Ya know, I liked that movie, except for the bimbo who played Car.... |
| Posted by: Bobby 2005-08-05 21:57 |
| #2 "Alternative" medicine takes many forms! |
| Posted by: BigEd 2005-08-05 12:43 |
| #1 Food? Who needs it! |
| Posted by: Chris W. 2005-08-05 11:04 |