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Bomb made only of flour, says suspect's Italian lawyer
2005-08-04
Italian lawyers brains made of pudding; sez Army of Steve
One of the July 21 bomb suspects claimed yesterday the devices used in the alleged attacks contained only flour, according to his lawyer. In a report in Corriere della Sera, Antonietta Sonnessa quoted Hussain Osman, now in custody in Rome, as saying: "I would never have killed anyone, let alone did I even dream of committing a suicide bombing. I value my life, I've never even considered dying. It was a demonstrative action, as I've told you many times. I swear to you: in that bag there was a detonator but the rest was flour. It would have made a bang and scared people. That was all I did."
Pity you left behind that backpack containing that "flour bomb" evidence.
But Mr Osman's claims were dismissed last night by Scotland Yard. A spokesman said: "These devices were designed to kill and maim on a devastating scale."
Next claim will be "But they told me it was only flour! I'm a victim, 'at's what I am!"
"Why don't you believe-e-e-e me-e-e-e???"
Ms Sonnessa made it clear her top priority in defending Mr Osman was to foil efforts by the Crown Prosecution Service to extradite him to Britain. The bedrock of her argument against extradition is that his bomb was merely "a demonstrative action", intended to scare the British public but not meant to hurt anyone. With the help of his lawyer, who according to one Italian paper "has become a sort of diva in Britain", Mr Osman has been at pains to paint himself as a young man with nothing in common with hardcore Islamist terrorists like those who died in the July 7 bombings.
Except for the bomb in his backpack, of course...
It is claimed he is not a Somali but an Ethiopian called Hamdi Isaac who adopted a false name and nationality to obtain refugee status in Britain.
At issue is the bomb in the backpack, not which side of the border he came from...
In Rome, where he lived for several years as a teenager before coming to Britain, his "big dark eyes, like those of a fawn, and his long thick eyelashes" earned him the nickname Bambi, said a former girlfriend quoted in La Repubblica.
That should make him real popular in jug...
"He didn't mix in bad company," she said. "If a fight broke out, he'd always step in to make peace...He was obsessed with America ... He dressed rapper-style, with a dropped crutch and a basketball vest. He danced really well. Everyone knew he was a Muslim and a believer but he never talked about it with me, nor did he have any problems going out with those of us who were not Muslims. It was just that he didn't eat pork."
... and he was into explosives...
... and he had interesting friends ...
Mr Osman's brother Remzi, arrested with Mr Osman after the fugitive was found in his flat on the outskirts of Rome and now locked up in prison with him, went some way to confirming the image of the failed bomber as an innocuous charmer. In comments leaked by Ms Sonnessa, he said: "Hamdi was the baby of the family, and we always loved him." He said he gave him shelter "because I know he's not a terrorist, and certainly I'm not one either. It's true I'm a Muslim, I pray. But I hate the extremists, and it's not right I have to stay in jail just because of my dark skin".
Statement of support by Al Sharpton in 5-4-3-2...
Ms Sonnessa said Mr Osman was terrified at the prospect of being extradited to Britain. "I'm scared of what I could suffer in jail there, I'm scared of having to spend the rest of my life in a cell," she quoted him as saying to her during a three-hour interview in Rome's Regina Coeli prison. "I beg you, do everything you can to enable me to stay here."
Them big dark eyes and long thick eyelashes should make him real popular in the joint, along with his purdy mouth
The lawyer said: "We are examining every possibility to avoid him being handed over to the British authorities. I am convinced here Isaac could get a fair trial and prove that what he did was just a demonstration."
"Dammit, why did I have to draw this wacko, I was just beginning to get ahead in the public defenders office!"
Posted by:Steve

#21  Tie up Mr. Osman inside an empty grain silo and then open up a couple hundred sacks of flour and pour the contents in through the top. Close the lid, then induce a spark inside the silo. :)
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-08-04 22:14  

#20  ...I liked the Tick, but my fave on that show was the highly appropriate MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT, BABY!!!!!!!

I wanted to be like him when I grew up.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2005-08-04 20:44  

#19  "And this hangman's noose is made of sweet dreams and puppydog's tails...."
Posted by: Mark E.   2005-08-04 15:50  

#18  1-Adam 12 we have a 974 in progress. Handle with quilted gloves.

Posted by: Shipman   2005-08-04 15:34  

#17  Flour and a jelly detonator and custard flies out and covers everyone...
Posted by: Kent Mccord   2005-08-04 14:56  

#16  For fans of "The Tick" ...


Posted by: ExtremeModerate   2005-08-04 14:33  

#15  I'd put lol for all these hilarious comments, if I didn't find this so f'ing serious! I'm with bigjim on this one. I say we hang him and his attorney!
Posted by: BA   2005-08-04 14:24  

#14  "and the nails were made out of chocolate."
Posted by: danking70   2005-08-04 13:53  

#13  So this mook was going to set off a bomb that 'simply' scattered white powder around. Gosh, if I was paranoid, I might mistake that for a bio-chem attack when it went off.

I was going to mention dust explosions as in grain elevators, but the ever vigilant Mrs. D beat me to it.

Posted by: SteveS   2005-08-04 13:11  

#12  Yeah, some baker in London is wondering why his flour bags were filled with Semtex too. Bullshit!

However, us country boys do recognize one of them thar c-4 biscuits when we taste em.

got that fresh from the armament taste.

EP
Posted by: ElvisHasLeftTheBuilding   2005-08-04 13:03  

#11  Ever seen a grain elevator explosion?
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2005-08-04 12:44  

#10  Guess he and his counsel are mistakenly applying Sharia Law Logic in a civil justice system. Uh, somebody do remind them the caliphate of Eurabia doesn't exist ... yet.
Posted by: MunkarKat   2005-08-04 12:22  

#9  Pasta Bomb? hey you laugh? You wait till 10 tons of complex carbo hita you on noggin head!
Posted by: abu Chef Boyardee   2005-08-04 12:03  

#8  ""If a fight broke out, he'd always step in to make peace...He was obsessed with wanted to destroy America ... He dressed rapper-style, with a dropped crutch and a basketball vest. He danced really well. Everyone knew he was a Muslim and a believer but he never talked about it with me, nor did he have any problems going out with those of us who were not Muslims. It was just that he didn't eat pork."

OHMYGAWD!!! Where do I start? He was a dancer and a devoted Muslim? Boy, are you an apostate or what? If the infidels don't kill you, the hardliners will.

One thing is for sure. You started of as a baker but you ended up a butcher and will end up being butchered.
Posted by: Poison Reverse   2005-08-04 11:42  

#7  It's Italy's secret weapon . . . the Pasta Bomb!
Posted by: Mike   2005-08-04 11:25  

#6  Which is worse, the terrorist or the lying rat bastard lawer who wants to turn him free into society? Flour, how fucking stupid do us crackers look?
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2005-08-04 11:20  

#5  The poor boy was a baker, but he bombed.
Posted by: Captain America   2005-08-04 11:14  

#4  Oooooooooh, Bambi! I lust for you!
Posted by: Mahmoud Al-Jailbirdi   2005-08-04 10:59  

#3  Tune in again next week for another episode of "Jihadi Pussy"...
Posted by: tu3031   2005-08-04 10:57  

#2  "I'm scared of what I could suffer in jail there, I'm scared of having to spend the rest of my life in a cell,"

Should have carried that "demonstration device" onto the Tube.

And it sounds like his lawyer is a piece of crap, too.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-08-04 10:56  

#1  This strikes me as yelling fire in a theater. It is still illegal.
Plus, I don't buy it for a second.
Fuckyou asshat and I hope you swing.
Posted by: mmurray821   2005-08-04 10:53  

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