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Europeans Toughen Tone With Iran
2005-08-03
They're so stinkin' nuanced they have no idea what the hell they're doing...
Posted by:Fred

#15  "This Iranian affair is very serious," said French Foreign Minister Philippe Douste-Blazy. "It could be the beginning of a major international crisis."

Today's leading entry in the Statements of the Blindingly Obvious contest.

Posted by: Matt   2005-08-03 16:11  

#14  the European Union was prepared to offer extensive economic incentives to Iran,

Um, I'm running a nuclear program too, in my backyard. It's for peaceful purposes, rest assured. I want to get off the grid and produce my own electricity. Honestly. Now, can I have some money from you guys? I'll take 1/100th of what you're offering those Iranian guys. Maybe even less if the negotiations don't go right. Ok, I'll settle for a brand new Softail Springer Classic. How about it?
Posted by: Rafael   2005-08-03 16:10  

#13  Toughened tone: the new and improved Hans Brix.
Posted by: Rafael   2005-08-03 16:01  

#12  Yup. You can almost hear Kofi and son opening new off-shore bank accounts already, can't you? Oil for Food II anyone?
Posted by: BA   2005-08-03 14:14  

#11  UN sanctions! Yup, that should show 'em.
Posted by: SR-71   2005-08-03 13:40  

#10  Here in the US the Liberal Left has the 69th San Francisco Light in the loafers Infantry.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2005-08-03 12:22  

#9  Ah yes, The Big Pink 1.... Queen of Battle.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-08-03 11:28  

#8  France, Britain and Germany hardened their tone toward Iran on Tuesday, warning that Tehran risked triggering an international crisis and could face U.N. sanctions if it follows through with a threat to resume its nuclear program.

Yep, the tone was "toughened". Juuuust a little, to be sure.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-08-03 10:32  

#7  Appears they're tone deaf.
Send a squadron of Tornadoes breaking the sound barrier at treetop down the middle of Ayatollah Khomeini Boulevard during morning rush hour. That might wake them up.
Because they're laughing at you right now...
Posted by: tu3031   2005-08-03 10:26  

#6  Lol, JFM, you're close but I think that should be "The Big Pink One".
Posted by: Spot   2005-08-03 08:57  

#5  LOL. JFM
Posted by: Shipman   2005-08-03 08:23  

#4  Belgian 1st hairdresser Brigade: aka 'The Big gay ones" (1) then there is the 101th: "Screaming scissors". That will make Mullahs shake in their boots.

(1) I don't know in America but in France the profession is reputed to have a high proportion of gays.
Posted by: JFM   2005-08-03 07:31  

#3  They are threatening to send Iran the Belgian Army's much feared 1st hairdresser brigade.

Or worse still ask the security council for the dreaded strongly worded resolution.

Be afraid! be very afraid, Mad Mullahs!
Posted by: JFM   2005-08-03 07:24  

#2  I love that graphic!
Posted by: 2b   2005-08-03 03:08  

#1  Good thing we have nothing at all to worry about from the Iranians for at least 10 years. I don't know about the rest of you but I'll sure sleep better at night after hearing about that new national intelligence estimate.
Posted by: AzCat   2005-08-03 01:29  

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