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Fifth Column
Jane Fonda plans anti-war bus tour; fueled by vegetable oil...
2005-07-25
EFL...This not a joke. Well, not literally.
Failed Actress and all around barking assclown activist Jane Fonda says she intends to take a cross-country bus tour to call for an end to U.S. military operations in Iraq. "I can't go into any detail except to say that it's going to be pretty exciting," she said.
"I'm so EXCITED!"
Maybe a photo op with the "insurgents" in an IED mill will seal her reputation?
Fonda said her anti-war tour in March will use a bus that runs on "vegetable oil."
Kinky.
She will be joined by families of Iraq war veterans and her daughter. They plan to return to the Santa Fe area, where she was promoting her book, "My Life So Far" on Saturday. Prompted by a question from the audience, Fonda said war veterans with lucky hats given to them by cia agents that she has met on a nationwide book tour have encouraged her to break her silence on the Iraq war.
Puts mullet under tongue, waits with...
...baited breath.
"I've decided I'm coming out," she said.
Sounds like she should be on an all together different tour? No?
Hundreds of people in the audience cheered loudly when Fonda announced her intentions to join the anti-Iraq war movement.
Fallujah Fonda has a nice ring to it
Some people will never learn. Didn't she just apologize for her 3 decade old debacle?
"I have not taken a stand on any war since Vietnam," she said. "I carry a lot of baggage from that."
And that is today's installment of: The Understatement of the Day.
Posted by:DragonFly

#20  OK so where are the short yellow bus jokes?
Posted by: 49 pan   2005-07-25 21:39  

#19  I'm sorry, I've been stuck on hot vaginal lava for decades hours. Just can't quite break free of the, um, thought.
Posted by: .com   2005-07-25 21:19  

#18  I'm disappointed. I thought she was going to tour Iraq. There's still a bus standing around from the Human Shields. Might not run on vegetable oil though.
Posted by: True German Ally   2005-07-25 21:04  

#17  This silly bitch is going to set back the usage of alternative fuels by 50 years. Does she not know what she is going to do to the environment by this shit. I think this is all a giant conspiracy from the oil companies and democrats/moonbats so she can sell her fucking book to lemmings that believe two layers of aluminum foil are better at reducing the evil mind altering space rays.
Posted by: 49 pan   2005-07-25 20:58  

#16  Hummmm.... Ima have exclusive invite to grandee opening of TLH Montanna Grill.... freebie food from bisonville. I doubt Ted's hanging around in this hellish weather, but who knows.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-07-25 19:06  

#15  I guess Fonda was concerned not enough Americans are dying for her blessed right to look like the foolish woman she will likely always be.

She wants to encourage our armed enemies so she can feel superior than the rest of us proles.
Posted by: badanov   2005-07-25 18:48  

#14  Your politics aren't going to fly and your bus ain't going to run. Why don't you go to Baghdad and preach your sh*t? You would have the distinction of being known as Hanoi Jane and Baghdad Jane if you didn't lose your head. You are not a peace activist. You are a traitor.
Posted by: John Q. Citizen   2005-07-25 16:25  

#13  nuts are a great source of vegetable oil.
Posted by: 2b   2005-07-25 16:04  

#12  Oh, fer cryin' out loud... the last time this dizzy bitch went out in public, she started babbling about a "flow of soft, hot, empathic, breathing, authentic, vagina-friendly, relational lava" that was gonna smother all us "patriarchal" types.

And now that flow will be lubricated by vegetable oil. Terrific...
Posted by: Dave D.   2005-07-25 15:53  

#11  Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smellin' like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stoppin' to pick up more
Look out

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me
Hasn't showered in a year
Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stoppin' again
To let a couple more freaks get on
Look out

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke
And my face is turnin' blue
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who
Well, I should've got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-07-25 15:28  

#10  Will be be bringing her vagina along for the ride as well? At least that might have something interesting to say.

As for Hanoi Jane - She should be in prison for treason.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-07-25 15:07  

#9  Fonda said her anti-war tour in March will use a bus that runs on "vegetable oil."

The insurance comapny made her do this when it evaluated the risk associated with pulling the bus up to the diesel pump at Flying J.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2005-07-25 14:43  

#8  Fueled by Vegetable Oil

Yeah, about two cups of olive oil should clean her out nicely.
Posted by: KBK   2005-07-25 13:53  

#7  She has no idea about the amount of shit she is in for. This ain't Hanoi, Jane.
Posted by: Captain America   2005-07-25 13:21  

#6  Look at Me! Look at Me! Look at Meeeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: 2b   2005-07-25 12:10  

#5  a line of cats will be following the fragrance of fried clams as this bus rolls thru town
Posted by: Frank G   2005-07-25 12:05  

#4  Gee Jane, is your movie out on DVD already?
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-07-25 12:05  

#3  Oh my, I am truly exicited Jane! So glad you broke your silence to enlighten us all. Who says an old washed up unskilled actress can't live on forever! My oh my now we have it all converging - The Book, the vain glamour, the activism, the hypocracy and the followers! I can't wait. She needs to go to Iraq and seek out the mujhadids. Bet she'd get one hell of a reception with extra special emphasis on the hell. You go there girl! Cultural parasite.
Posted by: MunkarKat   2005-07-25 11:53  

#2  Fonda said war veterans that she has met on a nationwide book tour have encouraged her to break her silence on the Iraq war.

Yeah, she's been pretty f*cking silent up 'til now. Wonder which veteran had the most impact on her. Probably the one here in KC who spat a mouthful of chewing tobacco in her face. heh.
Posted by: BH   2005-07-25 11:40  

#1  Wonder if the American-Vietnamese and Cambodian community will meet her at each stop with signs showing the body count created by her beloved Commies after America left the SE Asian games?
Posted by: Hupavith Gletle6588   2005-07-25 11:27  

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