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Afghanistan/South Asia
MMA holds some rallies
2005-07-24
From the Dept. of Give Me That Old Tyme Religion:
Hundreds of infuriated enthusiats of Muttahidda Majlis-e-Amal (MMA), who were armed with wooden sticks have marched on the main road of federal capital after the congregation of Friday prayer to observe countrywide protest against the high-handedness of law enforcement agencies and raid against the madaris.
"Yar!"
The protestors who were carrying banners and placards also stormed the patroling contingent of police and paraded where they found in their way to Aabpara. Interestingly, the patrolling police which always remained with the protesting men of MMA in all thier protests vanished when some of baton-armed men of MMA rushed towards them for attack.
"Look out, Chaudry! They're gonna charge!"
"Feets, don't fail us now!"
They came out from the famous Lal mosque and marched to camp office of Rawalpindi-Islamabad Press club and then marched straight toward Aabpara. They were chanting slogans and holding placards inscribed with, “Sheikh Osama Zinda bad”, “War to go on till the destruction of US” and “Friend of Musharraf, Blair and Bush is a traitor”
"Burma Shave."
When they reached at Aabpara, they also smashed street powers and stormed the traffic police office there. Staffers on duty escaped when they anticipated that the protestors were angry.
"Mahmoud, I anticipate that the protestors are angry!"
"Feets, don't fail us now. MMA's on the march!"
The protestors continued their march and took turn from nearby turn and again gathered at Aabpara where local leader of MMA, Mian Aslam, Shah Abdul Aziz and many others address the gathering.
"Yarrrrr! Death to [fill in name here]!"
During the address, two sergeants on motorbikes came there to inspect the situation but the angery mob rushed toward them but they escaped leaving a motorbicycle behind.
"Keep the bike! I'm outta here!"
The angery mob burnt the bike and no firemen crew reached the spot to control the fire and it also damaged the nearby standing cars as well. All the shops and markets of Aabpara remained closed and traffic remained suspended between 1’o clock to 3:30. Later, the protestors peacefully dispersed.
"Today's pep rally is finished! Time to peacefully disperse!"
"Do we hafta do it peacefully?"

Lahore Bureau adds: On the appeal of MMA, countrywide protest day was observed on Friday to condemn police crackdown on Madaris and arrests of Ulema and students. Large protests were held after Friday prayers all over the country including Karachi (Binori Mosque), Islamabad (Aabpara), Lahore (Mansoora), Quetta, Multan, Faisalabad and Hyderabad. Addressing the workers in the demonstrations MMA leaders condemned Musharraf government for unleashing a US dictated crackdown against Madaris, mosques and religious leaders and termed it an attack on Islam.
"Dat's right! Any attempt to control our violent instincts is an attack on Islam!"
The MMA leaders demanded immediate resignation of President Musharraf and said he has appointed murderers as Governor in Sindh while giving free hands to terrorists and extortionists, but he is curbing Madaris to collect donations.
Imams don't like it when you get between them and their zakat.
They said linking the alleged terrorists’ attacks on US and UK with Islam is a heinous and well-orchestrated conspiracy to provide justification for crushing Muslims. They said the attacks are condemnable but their cause is the anti-Muslim policies of US-led alliance against so-called terrorism.
"It was Zionists. Ask anyone."
In Lahore, a large demonstration was held outside Mansoora, which was led by MMA deputy secretary general, and Jamat-e-Islami Punjab Ameer Liaqat Baloch.
Liaqat's been pretty busy since he made bail and Qazi had his heart attack...
Addressing the protestors, he said the British investigators failed to trace the culprits like those of the US. He said they immediately termed the alleged bombers as Pakistanis and linked them with Deeni Madaris without giving any proof, which showed that they acted upon mere emotions and not according to the facts.
"Just because three out of four were Pakistanis don't mean they wuz all Pakistanis! An' just because most 'em stopped by madaris don't mean the madaris had anything to do with it! An' just because four out of four of 'em wuz Moose limbs don't mean they wuz all Moose limbs..."
He said president Musharraf and other high government officials including Chaudhry Shujaat Hussain have visited large number of seminaries in Islamabad, Lahore, Karachi and other parts of the country and praised their commendable role in promoting knowledge and high moral values. But it is strange that they did not think for a second while joining the voice of Tony Blair for launching a crackdown on Madaris.
That might be because Tony threatened to turn Karachi into fine-grain rubble..
He said if US and UK would destroy Muslim countries and desecrate Holy Quran than Muslims have all the rights to react and demonstrate against the perpetrators.
Fire.
He said that secular elements acting as coterie of General Musharraf are advising him to force the nation to give up its values and culture which is highly condemnable.
Brimstone.
Member National Assembly Maulana Abdul Malik termed the police raid on Jamia Hafsa a display of state terrorism and said by suspending police officers government had admitted the fact. He said not it is moral obligation of the rulers to step down. Secretary-General Jamat-e-Islami Lahore Amirul Azim said nation would not allow Gen Musharraf to succeed in his conspiracies aimed at lengthening his rule by crushing MMA and Jamat-e-Islami. He said those talking about holding OIC summit in Holy Kaaba are averse to implement Allah’s rule in Pakistan, which exposes their hypocrisy.
Spittle.
Delivering Friday sermon at Mansoora Mosque, Jamat-e-Islami secretary General Syed Munawar Hasan said that MMA is exposing the secular agenda of the rulers so that people could know the reality behind the crackdown on Madaris and religious parties. He said the police raid on a girls’ seminary Jamia Hafsa and torture on innocent girls, which several wounded, was the real face of rulers’ extremism against Islam and state terrorism. He said by refraining from condemning it during his televised speech to the nation Gen Musharraf proved that this raid and torture was carried out upon his orders and suspension of few police officials was meant to hoodwink the people.
Venom.
He said the rulers known for breaking promise should remember that people are also not bound to keep their deadlines. He however said that MMA was not against registration of Madaris. He said implication of Pakistanis and Islam in London blasts is an attempt to cover up the real crimes of the west. He said the alleged bombers educated in British schools and not at Pakistani Madaris, asking why British government not raiding those colleges and schools where they got their education.
Drool.
Posted by:Seafarious

#46  There you go again, parading your vile pedophilia fantasies via projection. Yep, you're NMM all right.

Let's take a little trip in time... The last time you tried this, you had your ass handed to you at least 10 times in one thread. I did my part, but I thought AC, in particular, eviscerated you rather effectively.

Obviously, when you need abuse, and that must be a regular thing for you, you show up here. You should be permanently banned - you're the most moronic turd machine we've ever endured.
Posted by: .com   2005-07-25 00:01  

#45  as a chew toy, NMM you're not worth it.
Posted by: Frank G   2005-07-24 23:50  

#44  No doubt you're still spreading love for Americans in Thailand .com and of course I mean that in a good way
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 23:48  

#43  ap yoo shuld blogger wiff me at em janeens plase. mite feel a litter more comfy there fore ya an purdy good peples their to. :)

rb dont looken like yore cupotee. mite wanna leeve teh good peples heer alone ifn ya jus came to piss em off.
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-07-24 23:42  

#42  Yawn is right. When you've fired up that monumental ego IQ and posted some sarcasm worthy of notice, I'll be properly impressed. Until then, toddle off. I've gutted people I respect more.
Posted by: .com   2005-07-24 23:42  

#41  YAAAAAAAAWN Sarcasm is so lost on you .com
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 23:34  

#40  AgentProvocateur, what's your point in all this?
Just feeling lucky or what is it?
Bored? Maso? Somebody peed in your coffee?
How about making a real comment that proves your IQ?
Posted by: True German Ally   2005-07-24 23:34  

#39  The nice lady has asked you a legitimate question, repeatedly.

You troll, repeatedly, trying to get some particular response.

Now you seem to be begging for Suicide by Fred. Hey, whatever.
Posted by: .com   2005-07-24 23:30  

#38  have a drink NMM, then say goodnite
Posted by: Frank G   2005-07-24 23:28  

#37  Trailing--"Would you just please sing?" Since it's not over till ya do!
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 23:27  

#36  Pfeh. Not even a proper troll - runs around dropping little turds, begging for a fight, gets its trollish wish - from multiple sources - and begins whining and mewling.
Posted by: .com   2005-07-24 23:27  

#35  NotMikeMoore/AgentProvocateur, the question remains: what of use or substance have you posted?
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-07-24 23:26  

#34  Continue your blather .com as your Amen Chorus* nods its head in unison
*Copyright Pat B
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 23:22  

#33  So what that is useful are you contributing exactly?
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-07-24 23:20  

#32  Lol, the troll is wounded, cornered, whimpering. So infantile.

You made an assertion, back it up.
Posted by: .com   2005-07-24 23:20  

#31  .com You are truly the Alpha Male of personal invective--advance 2 spaces! But if you're challenged on your crackpot wingnut notions you resort to that--very 10th grade
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 23:14  

#30  Right. Run along, son, you're out of your league -156 (on The Moonbat Scale, certainly not Stanford-Binet) notwithstanding.
Posted by: .com   2005-07-24 23:11  

#29  Really? What?
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-07-24 23:10  

#28  is that what you call it?
Posted by: Frank G   2005-07-24 23:10  

#27  I make remarks that you might not agree with but I also contribute
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 23:08  

#26  He's his own man.

What are you?
Posted by: .com   2005-07-24 23:05  

#25  Thanks .com Maybe you can ppeal to Fred--up to you
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 23:03  

#24  You haven't posted logical dissent, you've begged for someone to fight you. You're being foolish - and wasting everyone's time. Post actual substance or piss off. If you're NMM, you're sober - for a change.

Regardless, you should be happy Fred holds the gun, I'd have clipped you wings an hour ago. Troll.
Posted by: .com   2005-07-24 22:48  

#23  Some people don't like dissent and resort to the personal--that's OK
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 22:45  

#22  you were the same loser then....
Posted by: Frank G   2005-07-24 22:43  

#21  ROFL!!!

Still as cute as a colostomy bag!
Posted by: .com   2005-07-24 22:43  

#20  And I soo missed .com when I was NotMikeMoore
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 22:42  

#19  Lol! Go out to dinner and miss the fight, sheesh.

Now that I've read the droppings, it's clear TrollBoy has been begging for someone to argue with him - the name is something of a dead giveaway, lol!

I think Agent Poseur is the most accurate rejoinder - nice shot! *applause*
Posted by: .com   2005-07-24 22:40  

#18  And now I know I'll get the axe--but the Republican Guard was Iraqi *gulp* farewell Rantburg! I know I'm sooooo dumped
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 22:40  

#17  Fred --Scroll back and see who brought up IQ--not me. If I'm lying fell free to dump me
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 22:34  

#16  I'd suggest you read a few weeks' worth of previous posts before showing up and starting your spew, AP. You'll find the cultural backgrounds of most of the posters here as accomodating of "diversity" as yours, and moreso in many cases.

Bragging about your IQ is childish and it's bad manners, especially since some of the people here are smarter than you.

Confusing the Republican Guard with Hitler's SA was pretty dumb. The Republican Guard is Iranian.

Do you know anything about terrorism? Have any idea of international relations? If not, why don't you try lurking for awhile. Maybe you'll learn something, whether you agree with the politix of most of the posters here or not.

If not, I'll dump you.
Posted by: Fred   2005-07-24 22:29  

#15  I do ad hominem very well if you want to keep this personal
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 22:21  

#14  Trailing wife huh? One who depends on her mate for money who is no doubt out at the Doll House while her fat ass is at home
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 22:20  

#13  Gosh! That makes you a bit below average in this crowd. But don't you worry, dear, study hard, and you'll soon be able to follow the arguments.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-07-24 22:08  

#12  troll
Posted by: Frank G   2005-07-24 22:06  

#11  Wow. I'll bet your parents were relieved.
Posted by: Dave D.   2005-07-24 22:06  

#10  And since you asked it was 154 in HS
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 21:56  

#9  Nah Trailing wife--I'm spelling challenged too LOL
Posted by: AgentProvocateur   2005-07-24 21:55  

#8  and you probably spell it "clever," too.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-07-24 21:49  

#7  Gosh, you are soooo lcever, Mr. Agent! Why, I'll bet you measure your IQ in double digits!
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-07-24 21:49  

#6  I loved the picture of the Republican Guard with those red and black flags! Was that snapped on the SCOTUS steps?
Posted by: AgentProvacateur   2005-07-24 20:54  

#5  So where does the fuel tank go


Restricted: Fat Ass Fatwa fuel only.
Posted by: Mullah F-310   2005-07-24 13:42  

#4  Jeeze Louise! An Allison 250-C20J gas turbine on a motorcycle! That ought to do it. 420 shaft horsepower, burning about 25 gallons per hour. So where does the fuel tank go?
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-07-24 12:57  

#3  Me like,.com.J.Lenoy is supossed to have a bike that runs a turbo jet out of a Bell Ranger.
"I don't want no pickle,Ijust want to ride my motor cicle"
Posted by: raptor   2005-07-24 07:29  

#2  Ah, now I see why Pervy wants our MilTech so badly. The current production model, the Strike Cycle, coulda fought back, vaporizing the crowd if they pissed the rider off. But he'd really get excited if he was what's under development. Here we see the latest model undergoing tests by, um, Southern Command. I dunno, Pervy, we're not getting much outta this "speshul relationshipt", y'know.
Posted by: .com   2005-07-24 02:06  

#1  "Stand back O Brothers! Away from the flames! That Fat Bob tank on the Infidel Bike is a gonna blow, Insh'Allah!
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-07-24 00:40  

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