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| EU parliament doped out of their skulls on cocaine |
| 2005-07-15 |
| EFL Cocaine traces have been found at the European Parliament in an inquiry by one of Germany's main broadcasters. Explains a lot about the EU, doesn't it? The Sat-1 channel sent reporters to take 46 swabs from toilets and other public areas of the Brussels buildings. Nearly all tested positive for cocaine. Busy bees.... But did they find semen? A European Parliament spokeswoman said cocaine abuse was not a problem among staff working at the buildings. We all have some, it isn't a problem! A professor who analysed the samples said the amounts found were too great to have been carried in on clothing. "It simply reflects the fact that cocaine was brought in there," Professor Fritz Sorgel of the Institute for Biomedical and Pharmaceutical Research in Nuremberg (IBMP) told the BBC News website. "The amount was too high and found in too many spots. It shows it was brought in deliberately." However, he said the results were not so surprising given the widespread use of cocaine in society at large. As the buildings are cleaned regularly, it appeared that cocaine had been used recently in the places where the traces were found, Mr Sorgel said. Rest at link |
| Posted by:mmurray821 |
| #6 LOL SS - thats good! |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2005-07-15 23:49 |
| #5 But did they find semen? Nope, ya gotta have balls to make that. |
| Posted by: Snineter Snert9343 2005-07-15 23:44 |
| #4 Heck it explains most of their regs and laws AP. |
| Posted by: Sock Puppet 0’ Doom 2005-07-15 23:02 |
| #3 Cocaine traces have been found at the European Parliament in an inquiry by one of Germany's main broadcasters. It certainly explains a lot about the proposed European Constitution. heh heh. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2005-07-15 21:44 |
| #2 Couldn't hurt. Might help. |
| Posted by: Secret Master 2005-07-15 19:34 |
| #1 The Sat-1 channel sent reporters to take 46 swabs from toilets and other public areas of the Brussels buildings. Fun job... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2005-07-15 16:08 |