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-Short Attention Span Theater-
450 sheep jump to their deaths in Turkey
2005-07-08
ISTANBUL, Turkey --First one sheep jumped to its death. Then stunned Turkish shepherds, who had left the herd to graze while they had breakfast, watched as nearly 1,500 others followed, each leaping off the same cliff, Turkish media reported.
"Lucy! Margret, no! Come back! That goat meant nothing to me!"
In the end, 450 dead animals lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile, the Aksam newspaper said. Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher and the fall more cushioned, Aksam reported.
Now there is a word picture I won't soon forget
"There's nothing we can do. They're all wasted," Nevzat Bayhan, a member of one of 26 families whose sheep were grazing together in the herd, was quoted as saying by Aksam.
The estimated loss to families in the town of Gevas, located in Van province in eastern Turkey, tops $100,000, a significant amount of money in a country where average GDP per head is around $2,700. "Every family had an average of 20 sheep," Aksam quoted another villager, Abdullah Hazar as saying. "But now only a few families have sheep left. It's going to be hard for us."
Posted by:Steve

#11  It's a scary thing to realize that one can write better moonbat rants than most actual moonbats.
Posted by: Mike   2005-07-08 22:41  

#10  musta jus got em nyoos chainey got re-elektend
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-07-08 18:53  

#9  Mike made that up?
Damn, now Ima wonder about Mike.

Crazy good.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-07-08 17:06  

#8  Hehe Mike.
It is funny 'cus it is true.
Posted by: mmurray821   2005-07-08 16:19  

#7  *snort*
*choke*

LMAO!!!
Posted by: .com   2005-07-08 15:50  

#6  Meanwhile, on a discussion thread at Democratic Underground:

Look. I'm horrified and sorry for the poor sheep but I'm wise to 9/11 and this is just too suspicious for me. Maybe I'm way too cynical or hateful of PNAC and this administration but I can see clearly how this will serve Bu$h.

-- Gets attention off Rove, Wilson/Plame, the Supreme Court, the Italian CIA and other big problems for Bu$h.
-- Pays back the Turks for not supporting Chimpy's oil war.
-- Pays off Bu$h's rich rancher contributors.
-- Means cheap lamb chops for Halliburton to sell back to the govt. at inflated prices.
-- Keeps the press too busy for investigations.

Every time Bu$h needs a distraction, a shark bites some kid or Michael jackson gets indicted or the Reds blow a three-run lead. Of course the Pre$$ always lets him get away with it. Bastards.
Posted by: Mike   2005-07-08 15:47  

#5  They're all wasted

Apparently so.
Posted by: R   2005-07-08 13:55  

#4  I knew those genetic experiments using lemming DNA would come to this, but would they listen to me? NoooOOOOooo!
Posted by: Dar   2005-07-08 12:46  

#3  Turkey. Where men are men and sheep are... dead, evidently.
Posted by: tu3031   2005-07-08 11:06  

#2  And 450 amorous Turkish shepards followed them.
Posted by: ed   2005-07-08 10:59  

#1  Look at the bright side. Big BBQ with meat already tenderized.

I did have lamb chops for dinner last night and they were tasty.
Posted by: BigEd   2005-07-08 10:51  

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