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'Big' boobs gave his act away
2005-07-06
A Russian man who tried to sit for university entrance exams for his sister was caught because his breasts were too big. According to website Annanova.com , the young man was not admitted to the entry exam for Moscow State University's journalism department, reports Interfax. Yasen Zasursky, dean of the journalism department, said security staff paid particular attention to a girl with bright makeup and "especially outstanding feminine features".

A thorough check revealed that the girl was in fact a young man trying to pose as a girl to pass the exam for his sister. The dean said that security were especially suspicious because the applicant's breasts were of "incomparable proportions". They thought that cheat notes could be hidden inside her clothing. However, it turned out that the breasts were fake. The young man was barred from the entry exam and his sister was also struck off the university entrant list for cheating, says the website.
Posted by:Paul Moloney

#8  If only his sister had been accepted at Berkeley, he would have been in like Flynn. All incoming male Freshmen and staff are psycho-neutered rendering them incapable of looking below the nose (ring).
Posted by: Zpaz   2005-07-06 13:29  

#7  The whole idea is a little "top heavy".

Andrea
Posted by: ANdrea   2005-07-06 12:49  

#6  Does this mean that Russky women have itty bitty titties?

I'm scared to death of what jpeg dotcom will post for this. . . .
Posted by: Chuque Hupaimp2547   2005-07-06 12:42  

#5  The dean said that security were especially suspicious because the applicant's breasts were of "incomparable proportions".

Does this mean that Russky women have itty bitty titties?
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-07-06 10:28  

#4  It's against the law to advertise merchandise you don't have in your stock.
Posted by: Jackal   2005-07-06 10:18  

#3  Yea, he was a real (fake) boob.
Posted by: mmurray821   2005-07-06 08:27  

#2  and then his boobs fell off...
Posted by: True German Ally   2005-07-06 07:35  

#1  "incomparable proportions"

Brilliant way to blend in, lol!
Posted by: .com   2005-07-06 04:48  

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