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Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?
2005-05-21
via Daily Pundit and your recently deposed friends at the Liberian Ministry of Petrol and Time (Deposit) Accounts...
Posted by:Mrs. Mariam Abacha

#14  Hokay.
Posted by: Fred   2005-05-21 23:11  

#13  OOPS! PLEASE TO HEPL FIX IMG TAG, GOOD SIR/MADAM! THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS!
Posted by: BH   2005-05-21 23:01  

#12  You are Larry Koffi.  You are director in charge auditing and collecting Union Togolaise De Banque Lome, Togo West Africa.  You came across $44.5 million of a dead person in your bank. You will give me 25% to be his NEXT OF KIN.  You like red jelly beans.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Posted by: BH   2005-05-21 22:59  

#11  thks Eds for clearing that up :-)
Posted by: Frank G   2005-05-21 22:09  

#10  I didn't say I chose randomly - I just said I'm unpredictable....to a fault
Posted by: Frank G   2005-05-21 22:09  

#9  No, Frank and Dave, **I** am the REAL Godfrey Ugo, because **I** didn't go random.
Posted by: Tom   2005-05-21 21:29  

#8  You are Farouk Bello. You are Executive Director of Commercial Bank of Africa.  Your client was in a car accident along the shagamu express road.  You can't find his relatives so you want to share his $25.4 million with me. You require my positive response.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Posted by: Clereth Thromoger6011   2005-05-21 17:43  

#7  LOL - I'm inherently random. Can an editor save me from this shame? Please?
Posted by: Frank G   2005-05-21 17:18  

#6  Beautiful, Frank.

FWIW, we got the same result; I dunno about you, but I just answered the questions randomly.
Posted by: Dave D.   2005-05-21 16:52  

#5  D'oh! I'm Homer Simpson
Posted by: Frank G   2005-05-21 16:42  

#4  You are GODFREY UGO. You are the Chairman of the Contract Debt Investigation and Payment Commission for the government of Nigeria.  You have $200 Million that you wish to give away 25%. Your business is 100% risk free.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Posted by: Frank G   2005-05-21 16:42  

#3  I got:
Posted by: Korora   2005-05-21 16:05  

#2  This is what comes from having too much time on your hands.
Posted by: GK   2005-05-21 05:27  

#1  thisn wat ima got:

You are LAWRENCE OBI. You are Bank Manager of Zenith Bank Lagos, Nigeria. You will share with me 30% of the $26.5 million that BARRY KELLY who died with a WILL left in your bank.  You put the money in two trunks and want me to claim the money.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-05-21 00:56  

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