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China-Japan-Koreas
One Ring to cure them all
2005-05-19
Pyongyang, May 18 (KCNA) -- A blood-purifying finger ring is attracting great interests of visitors at the ongoing 8th Pyongyang International Commodity Fair. The patented ring has been put on show by the Samhung Koast Joint Venture Company of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. It is popular at home and abroad for its potent efficacy for hypertension, hypotension, cerebral thrombosis, myocardial infraction, arteriosclerosis and other diseases causing ischemic brain and heart disorder. Of late it has been proved to be efficacious for diabetes, too.
Regrows thinning hair! Adds two inches to your penis!
Cures neuritis, neuralgia, spavins, galls, and female complaints!
It is also called "Pitsam" because its efficacy is not less than that of Koryo insam (ginseng).
Removes foot odor without rubbing!
It controls immunity, kills inflammation, pain and stress and promotes vasodilatation and tissue regeneration.
Yeast infections, unsightly moles and hemorrhoids are a thing of the past!
Increases breast size and wards off cellulite!
The ring gives no harmful effect to human body. It is made with the application of the bio-physical action of sun-rays or light of incandescent electric lamp passing through a specially processed natural jewel.
Solar-powered as well, it's environmentily correct!
And it's natural! No dangerous chemicals!
Sounds like the ruby from a Timex laser.
The company has developed various other kinds of blood-purifiers to treat malignant diseases. The blood-purifying finger ring, bracelet and treatment apparatuses made by the company have obtained patents at home.
Nothing sez reliable like a North Korean patent
It slices! It dices! It chops and it purees!
They have applied for international patent and their indications translated into seven languages to be introduced in 107 countries.
Soon to be appearing in your Inbox everywhere!
But wait! There's more!
The finger ring was highly appreciated at the International Exhibition of Patent and Quack Medicines Patented Technologies and Goods held in China in August last year.
Millions of Chinese can't be wong!
It is popular in China, Russia, Pakistan and other countries and regions that believe in this stuff.
Order Now! Our operators are standing by!
From Ronco!
Posted by:Steve

#10  There is only ONE!!
Posted by: Frank G   2005-05-19 21:51  

#9  mhw - Shhhh! Everyone will want one!
Posted by: .com   2005-05-19 21:16  

#8  Call NKOR-321-NUKE now! Not available in stores.
Posted by: Tom   2005-05-19 21:11  

#7  Damn it waiter, there's a finger in my grass soup!
Posted by: mhw   2005-05-19 19:07  

#6  The guy in the graphic reminds me of Benny Hill.
Posted by: Xbalanke   2005-05-19 16:00  

#5  Regrows thinning hair! Adds two inches to your penis!

I ordered a dozen, ah, for the wife's hair.
Posted by: Lil Kim   2005-05-19 15:59  

#4  Catheters and dialysis machine sold separately...
Posted by: radrh8r   2005-05-19 15:31  

#3  Nice sparkly rings cure lots of female complaints... :)
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-05-19 15:07  

#2  What's next, Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice?
Posted by: tu3031   2005-05-19 14:41  

#1  Secret's out:It's made of grass clippings and tree bark....
Posted by: GK   2005-05-19 14:38  

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