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Rantburg IT Help Desk -- Hello from Bangalore!
2005-04-09
Fred's got the server hood open again. I think he's taking out the catalytic converter and putting in the ground effects package. Possibly installing a PlayStation, but that's just a rumor and you didn't hear it from me. List any problems you encounter at the 'Burg in this thread, take a number, and have a seat. Your post is important to us, please to be vaiting for the next awailable operator...
Posted by:seafarious

#19  All those PCI and AGP slots, and so few cards....

Seems to be a dearth of CPU's too.
Posted by: DMFD   2005-04-09 6:38:01 PM  

#18  
..this stripped-down view of Big Momma...

All those PCI and AGP slots, and so few cards....
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-04-09 6:17:21 PM  

#17  Not yet. It'll prob'ly come, though...
Posted by: Fred   2005-04-09 5:40:26 PM  

#16  Thanks com LOL! Please don't tell me you let the blue smoke out of the server Fred. ;-)
Posted by: Doc8404   2005-04-09 5:27:50 PM  

#15  #15. As a former shop supervisor, I recognize a mechanic in over his head when I see one. I'm FedEx-ing in a couple of cans of compression to replace what you let out of the Machine.
Posted by: Rivrdog   2005-04-09 5:12:03 PM  

#14  I am thinking that you are being very funny, Miss Sea.
Posted by: too true   2005-04-09 4:51:12 PM  

#13  Ho,hokay.
Posted by: raptor   2005-04-09 4:49:19 PM  

#12  I sent it out to be cleaned...
Posted by: Fred   2005-04-09 9:34:49 AM  

#11  Where is the Quantum Singularity?
Posted by: raptor   2005-04-09 9:15:25 AM  

#10  The all articles page is fixed.

I haven't been able to connect to the server remotely since last night, and my email is hosed. I want to have our good server back up and running by Monday, otherwise it'll be a week or so before I get time to do the swap and start killing the set of bugs that comes after this one, so I won't be posting much, unless they catch Zaqawi or Mullah Omar.
Posted by: Fred   2005-04-09 8:10:36 AM  

#9  Doc8404 - You can get those, and other important goodies, here.
Posted by: .com   2005-04-09 8:10:35 AM  

#8  Fred's last communication included this stripped-down view of Big Momma...
Posted by: .com   2005-04-09 8:08:56 AM  

#7  Didn't Don Sensing write this one up?
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2005-04-09 7:25:25 AM  

#6  List any problems you encounter...

I'm getting:

" Warning: mysql_connect(): Access denied for user 'root'@'localhost' (using password: NO) in C:web
antburgwwwindex.php on line 7
Unable to connect! "

When trying to view all articles.

I've also got a slight hangover, but I doubt Fred can fix that.
Posted by: Bulldog   2005-04-09 5:20:55 AM  

#5  I think it's the muffler bearing. Just a guess mind you. . .
Posted by: Doc8404   2005-04-09 2:15:35 AM  

#4  Fred-
Remember LCDR Scott's Rule: Always add 20% to any repair time estimate. That way you ALWAYS look like a miracle worker.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2005-04-09 1:47:42 AM  

#3  Just as long as he remembers to stay out of the Jeffries Tube.
Posted by: Darth VAda   2005-04-09 12:49:31 AM  

#2  He reversed the polarity and melted down the search function.
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-04-09 12:40:18 AM  

#1  I don't suppose he managed to find a replacement flux capacitor, did he?
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2005-04-09 12:33:53 AM  

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