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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Albanian Most-Wanted Outlaw Blows Himself Up While Fishing
2005-04-08
TIRANA (Reuters) - Albania's most wanted man fought off special police and eluded capture for years only to blow himself up while fishing with dynamite, police and newspapers say.
"Here, hold my beer"
Dubbed the "Last Cowboy" in northern Albania because of his gunfights with the law, Riza Malaj, 34, failed to accurately gauge the length of the fuse as he tried to blow up trout.

Doctors at the Bajram Curri hospital said he had lost both hands, badly hurt his eyes and suffered serious wounds all over his body. His family rejected offers to have him flown to a Tirana hospital where he would have been arrested immediately.
"We'd rather he dies here as a martyr to Darwin"
"No, Ma, call the ambulance! It hurts!"
"Shut up, martyr"

Malaj was taken to a hospital in nearby U.N.-governed Kosovo.
He was sentenced in absentia to five years in jail on charges of leading an attack on the Bajram Curri police station last year. Since 2000, warrants have been issued for Malaj's arrest on charges of wilful murder, armed robbery, armed assault and battery of the education directress of the town.

HT to Cracker Barrel Philosopher!
Posted by:Frank G

#2  armed assault and battery of the education directress of the town.

Does that mean he man-handled the school-marm?...
Posted by: mojo   2005-04-08 11:05:44 PM  

#1  So, did the POS die - or is he still suffering grievously?

I hope the latter for a week or two (no meds), then the former.
Posted by: .com   2005-04-08 9:20:22 PM  

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