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-Short Attention Span Theater-

Scrappleface-Michael Schiavo; "Peaceful Euphoric"

2005-03-29

by Scott Ott

(2005-03-29) -- Attorney George Felos today said that his client, Michael Schiavo, entered the 11th day of depriving his wife of food and water looking peaceful and "as beautiful as I've seen him in years."

"Death by dehydration is not the awful specter that so-called 'pro-lifers' have portrayed it to be," said Mr. Felos as he stood outside of Terri Schiavo's Florida hospice. "I was actually in the room with the Schiavos. Michael looked very peaceful. He looked calm. I saw no evidence of any bodily discomfort whatsoever, even though he's not receiving morphine."

"As Terri gets closer to death," Mr. Felos added, "her husband's face has actually taken on an almost euphoric appearance."

"Is the B---- dead yet? No? Damnit! I'll check back in 15 minutes..."

Posted by:BigEd

#6 Anybody else think it's a bit suspect that Felos' comatose clients ALWAYS "communicate" that they want to die. Each and every one of them. Hmmm. . .

Posted by: fed up 2005-03-29 9:27:52 PM

#5 Easier said than done, Andrea. I doubt the MSM would consider the idea for more than a millisecond(with the exception of Fox).

Posted by: Korora 2005-03-29 8:24:12 PM

#4 You know it would be a good interview for Barbara Walters to interview Schiavo's new wife and kid's

SO what do you think of you Dad now???? Maybe Katie Couric or Oprah could get an interview.
Would a Rantburger write into a T.V. station with the idea!

Andrea Jackson

Posted by: Andrea Jackson 2005-03-29 6:25:58 PM

#3 Attorney ~~Kevorkian~~ Felos is one seriously ghoulish creep. As for Michael, here's my bold prediction: three or four or five years from now, his ~~shack up honey~~ ~~sperm donee~~ new wife shows up in an ER somewhere with a broken arm and a black eye, mumbling something wildly implausible about falling down the basement steps. ~~The creep~~ Michael gets arrested for domestic violence. Curiously, the mainstream press fails to report this.

Posted by: Mike 2005-03-29 3:12:14 PM

#2 If I'm Schiavo's new wife, I'm writing EVERYTHING down and avoiding standing too close to edge of the stairs, the curb... all sorts of places where one could have an unfortunate accident.

Posted by: eLarson 2005-03-29 2:03:09 PM

Posted by: BigEd 2005-03-29 11:44:25 AM

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