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| Sex Doll Sparks Bomb Alert at Postoffice |
| 2005-03-16 |
| PLEASE...STEP AWAY FROM THE BLOWUP DOLL! BERLIN (Reuters) - A blow-up sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said Wednesday. Vibrate, you say? "Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. "They were worried the package might be a bomb." It was, baby. It's a...sex bomb! Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment. Don't we all hate when that happens? Looks like it was a real fun day for this guy... Order was restored after the sender removed the doll's batteries so the defective product could be returned. You killed her, man! |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #2 A WORD TO THE WISE Be careful when sending life-sized Brittany Speers action figures through the mail... |
| Posted by: BigEd 2005-03-16 6:28:12 PM |
| #1 They killed a priest wife? |
| Posted by: Fr. Kolac 2005-03-16 4:26:30 PM |