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Africa: Subsaharan
Malawi's president flees palace, haunted by ghosts
2005-03-13
MALAWI'S President Bingu wa Mutharika had temporarily abandoned his controversial palace because he was being haunted by ghosts, a top aide said today. "It's true that the president is no longer staying there, and we have asked clerics from several Christian churches, including the Roman Catholic, to pray for the new state house to exorcise evil spirits," said Malani Mtonga, an aide on religious affairs.

Mr Mtonga said that since the president, who is a Catholic, occupied the palace in December last year, he had been hearing "strange noises that keep him awake, or feels rodents crawling all over his body, but when he turns on the lights, he sees nothing". Since abandoning the palace in the administrative capital Lilongwe, Mr Mutharika has been operating from another palace in Kasungu, 100km away. Mr Mtonga said the president had asked for "special prayers" to exorcise the evil spirits.

Until last year the building housed the country's parliament, but Mr Mutharika kicked out the politicians, saying it was intended to be a residence and should "revert to its original proper use". The palace, containing some 300 air-conditioned rooms and set in 555 hectares of land outside the capital, is widely seen as a folly of the country's founding president Kamuzu Banda. It took 20 years to build, but was only occupied by Mr Banda for 90 days. Mr Mutharika's predecessor Bakili Muluzi refused to live in the palace, saying it was too extravagant. Mr Banda gained notoriety for building a number of palaces across the southern African nation as millions of his subjects suffered extreme poverty.
Posted by:Dan Darling

#11  

President Mutharika:

Say Betelgeuse three times fast, and your problems will be over, he he he...

Posted by: BigEd   2005-03-13 10:41:20 PM  

#10  Hey, speaking of Drano....Remember in Kurt Vonnegut's novel "Breakfast of Champions", wasn't it Kilgore Trout's mother that committed suicide by drinking Drano? What a way to go....
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-03-13 9:51:10 PM  

#9  Mmmmmm! Drano!
Posted by: Fred   2005-03-13 6:18:32 PM  

#8  The light at the dormer window at the top is Fred, gleefully pouring sanitizer down the sink trap.
Actually, I think that's the TROLL TRAP he's filling, and it's sulfuric acid he's dumping down the drain!
Posted by: Old Patriot   2005-03-13 5:46:18 PM  

#7  Farraday Troll Cage----LMAO, Shipman!!!! Trapped like Mars flies in a Klein Bottle.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-03-13 4:44:28 PM  

#6  Hee hee.... I want a shot of the backyard of doom and the Farraday Troll Cage.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-03-13 3:16:52 PM  

#5  Hey, go easy on the guy. Would YOU like to live in a place whose karma was screwed up by politicians vor years?
Posted by: too true   2005-03-13 3:00:00 PM  

#4  It's a picture of Fred's house...brooding Castle Rantburg, hard by the shore of the Sea of Despond. The light at the dormer window at the top is Fred, gleefully pouring sanitizer down the sink trap. Mwahahahaha!
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-03-13 2:18:31 PM  

#3  Okay, you had the picture and wuz waiting for the story. I know these things.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-03-13 1:01:26 PM  

#2  Its a ghost of Bob Mugabe that haunts him. No. Bob did not die yet, it is ghostia precox. Or ghost of Mugabism haunting the African south?
Bingu wa should really consider a hearty confession and scale down his greed and allow parliament to take the place as its home again and get more modest accomodation.
Posted by: Sobiesky   2005-03-13 5:11:58 AM  

#1  Think he's getting ghosts and severe guilt muddled up ? i choose guilt , or he is just completely insane *chuckle*
Posted by: MacNails   2005-03-13 4:02:43 AM  

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