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| Olde Tyme Religion |
| No detail too small for shariah |
| 2005-02-27 |
| Need more evidence that Mohammad was a creepy wack-job with major personality issues? No, me neither, but I found this anyway. It's a short excerpt from the January 2002 issue of "Bathroom Today." |
| Posted by:Rex Rufus |
| #10 Izdat Peace Trough Superior Firepower sign, .com? |
| Posted by: Sobiesky 2005-02-27 11:47:07 PM |
| #9 Give 'em a mixed message, just to mess with their heads a little. |
| Posted by: .com 2005-02-27 11:42:58 PM |
| #8 Now I understand the importance of having one of those new Saudi cell phones with a built-in direction indicator to Mecca. Lets you know how to sit on the throne. |
| Posted by: GK 2005-02-27 11:41:31 PM |
| #7 SPoD, you've stole my favored shroom idea! ;-) |
| Posted by: Sobiesky 2005-02-27 11:35:28 PM |
#6 I suggets one of these. Instead of going to all this trouble. |
| Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2005-02-27 11:20:42 PM |
| #5 He had epileptic fits and visions... |
| Posted by: 3dc 2005-02-27 10:52:57 PM |
| #4 Sounds like Mohammad suffered from O.C.D., and his rituals have mutated into a religion. |
| Posted by: Elliot Swan 2005-02-27 7:28:11 PM |
| #3 Why am I getting persistent images from Life of Brian after reading this? |
| Posted by: .com 2005-02-27 5:40:34 PM |
| #2 After using the toilet, one should performs the Istinjaa (cleansing with water). In Istinjaa, water is preferred for the purpose of cleaning oneself. However, when water is not available, a material that does not have a smooth surface, such as stone or wood can be used. Tissue paper can be used as long as it does not absorb the feces or urine and cause the hand to come into contact with it. Qurâan forbids the use of the right hand in order to clean oneself from the impurities of urine and feces. The Prophet said, âNone of you should touch his privates with his right hand whilst urinating nor should he wipe off feces with his rightâ. great - how about a piece of schist? or petrified wood? or a branch from a rose bush? F*&king Idiots |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-02-27 5:39:38 PM |
| #1 Oh. My. |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2005-02-27 5:29:07 PM |