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Britain
Kyoto protest beaten back by inflamed petrol traders
2005-02-17
WHEN 35 Greenpeace protesters stormed the International Petroleum Exchange (IPE) yesterday they had planned the operation in great detail. What they were not prepared for was the post-prandial aggression of oil traders who kicked and punched them back on to the pavement. "We bit off more than we could chew. They were just Cockney barrow boy spivs. Total thugs," one protester said, rubbing his bruised skull. "I've never seen anyone less amenable to listening to our point of view."
Come to Rantburg.
Another said: "I took on a Texan Swat team at Esso last year and they were angels compared with this lot." Behind him, on the balcony of the pub opposite the IPE, a bleary-eyed trader, pint in hand, yelled: "Sod off, Swampy."
Now there's an insult!
Greenpeace had hoped to paralyse oil trading at the exchange in the City near Tower Bridge on the day that the Kyoto Protocol came into force. "The Kyoto Protocol has modest aims to improve the climate and we need huge aims," a spokesman said. Protesters conceded that mounting the operation after lunch may not have been the best plan. "The violence was instant," Jon Beresford, 39, an electrical engineer from Nottingham, said. "They grabbed us and started kicking and punching. Then when we were on the floor they tried to push huge filing cabinets on top of us to crush us."
Oh please let there be a video, oh please, oh please ...
When a trader left the building shortly before 2pm, using a security swipe card, a protester dropped some coins on the floor and, as he bent down to pick them up, put his boot in the door to keep it open. Two minutes later, three Greenpeace vans pulled up and another 30 protesters leapt out and were let in by the others. They made their way to the trading floor, blowing whistles and sounding fog horns, encountering little resistance from security guards. Rape alarms were tied to helium balloons to float to the ceiling and create noise out of reach. The IPE conducts "open outcry" trading where deals are shouted across the pit. By making so much noise, the protesters hoped to paralyse trading. But they were set upon by traders, most of whom were under the age of 25. "They were kicking and punching men and women indiscriminately," a photographer said. "It was really ugly, but Greenpeace could not did not fight back."

Mr Beresford said: "They followed the guys into the lobby and kept kicking and punching them there. They literally kicked them on to the pavement." Last night Greenpeace said two protesters were in hospital, one with a suspected broken jaw, the other with concussion. A spokeswoman from IPE said the trading floor reopened at 3.10pm. "The floor was invaded by a small group of protesters," she said. "Open outcry trading was suspended but electronic trading carried on."
And a good time was had by all!
Eighteen police vans and six police cars surrounded the exchange and at least 27 protesters were arrested. A small band blocked the entrance to the building for the rest of the evening. Richard Ward, IPE's chief executive, said that the exchange would review security but denied that protesters had reached the trading floor. However, traders, protesters and press photographers confirmed to The Times that the trading floor had been breached. Mr Ward would not discuss whether he would press charges, and said he would not know until this morning if there had been any financial loss. Greenpeace later started a second protest at the annual dinner of the Institute of Petroleum at the Grosvenor House Hotel on Park Lane, in Central London. Greenpeace claimed that five campaigners had got into the Great Hall. About 30 protesters were outside the hotel nursing brusied jaws, some blocking the front entrance by sitting down and locking themselves together, while others sounded klaxons and alarms. Climbers scaled scaffolding to unfurl a banner reading, "Climate change kills, oil industry parties".
Posted by:tipper

#28  Thanks, AC. British slang isn't always intuitive. I suppose it works the same in reverse sometimes, too.
Posted by: BH   2005-02-17 5:44:15 PM  

#27  BH
"Barrow boy spiv" An unskilled day-laborer ("barrow-boy") who hires out as underworld muscle to supplement his income ("spiv"). With this, the GreenPisser betrays some pretty heavy class-prejudice, altogether in keeping with their fantastically deep elaboration of hypocrisy and status-seeking.
Incidentally, the traders have now outdone the French Navy in a confrontation with a common enemy.
The Frogs managed to sink their ship temporarily, drowning a media fellow-traveller, but they took some major political heat and lost some prisoners to the collaborationist Kiwi police. The traders on the other hand seem to have achieved an exchange rate of infinity on wounded and captured.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-02-17 5:14:29 PM  

#26  Hey Bulldog, can you give us a translation of "barrow boy spiv", please?
Posted by: BH   2005-02-17 3:48:26 PM  

#25  I'd like to see them try it in Chicago. Heh!
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2005-02-17 2:03:06 PM  

#24  Ima sensing a lot of envy on this thread.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-02-17 1:49:10 PM  

#23  The beating will continue until morale improves...
Posted by: Raj   2005-02-17 1:32:01 PM  

#22  I hope so, RC, but until recently it was "defend yourself, go to jail."

In the US, this would be great as this was a conspiracy by Greenpeace, so they could be hit with RICO and sued for treble damages.

Even in the UK, criminal conspiracy should be applicable. I don't know if they have something like RICO.
Posted by: jackal   2005-02-17 1:15:58 PM  

#21  If English law has a lick of common sense, there won't be any assault charges against the oil traders. *THEY* weren't the ones committing breaking and entering.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-02-17 12:15:30 PM  

#20  I love it. And I'm looking forward to the dueling charges. On the "Swampy" side we have assault and battery, and on the IPE side we have breaking and entering, assault, attempted sabotage, mopery and dopery on the high seas, conspiracy to lurk with intent to gawk, and just plain old "too stupid to live"...
Posted by: mojo   2005-02-17 11:17:24 AM  

#19  I'll write it off to the surprise attack, but I expect better next time.

If "next time" happens in a locale where I'm at, it will be better.

As George Zimmer of the Men's Wearhouse says, "I guarantee it."
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-02-17 11:14:24 AM  

#18  Bulldog---Don't know about British law in this area, but can't the exchange sue Greenpeace for the disruption? There is a lot of money moving around and that was denied during the brew-haha. It seems that Greenpeace needs to be hit in its pocketbook to learn a lesson, or to have the lessons of the last battle reinforced.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-02-17 11:10:07 AM  

#17  Am I the only one who saw the irony hypocrisy in the following statements?

“The violence was instant,” Jon Beresford, 39, an electrical engineer from Nottingham, said. “They grabbed us and started kicking and punching. Then when we were on the floor they tried to push huge filing cabinets on top of us to crush us.”

What's Greenpeace doing w/ an electrical engineer (assume he's out of work/unhirable)? Don't they know electricity is EVIL (/sarcasm off/)? I mean, it comes from power plants and such, who use either coal, oil products or nuclear material to produce power!

Two minutes later, three Greenpeace vans pulled up and another 30 protesters leapt out and were let in by the others.

WTF? They used a van? You mean they didn't show up in environmentally friendly eco-vehicles! Why, vans are the evil cousin of SUVs aren't they? Why didn't they take mass transit to the "event"????
Posted by: BA   2005-02-17 11:05:22 AM  

#16  Anonymoose, I wouldn't bet on it. I know a couple of them around here and their attitude is that they know more than anyone else what's best for the environment. There is no rational, logical dialogue with these people.
Posted by: Glereper Craviter4297   2005-02-17 11:04:54 AM  

#15  These noisies are more than willing to die for the cause, but they aren't so hot for taking a royal thumping for it. After a few instances like this, I would expect the number of Greenpeace incidents to sharply drop off.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2005-02-17 9:58:13 AM  

#14  Greanpeace. Aren't these the people who want to shave the whales? What can they possibly do with a bunch of whale whiskers?
Posted by: Glereper Craviter4297   2005-02-17 9:52:10 AM  

#13  It would be great if someone got some of this on the security cameras. I want to see it.
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2005-02-17 9:46:19 AM  

#12  I find it a bit disappointing that all those nominally-25-year-old traders only put two of the invaders into the hospital. I'll write it off to the surprise attack, but I expect better next time.
Posted by: Tom   2005-02-17 8:44:22 AM  

#11  Well this was only about 20 years overdue. Worth the wait though.
What I want to see next is some Hummer dealer with a shotgun waiting on some ELF clowns pulling a raid in the middle of the night.
Posted by: tu3031   2005-02-17 8:43:29 AM  

#10  "Ouch! Ow! See the violence inherent in The System. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Posted by: jackal   2005-02-17 8:21:48 AM  

#9  First they get their asses kicked, then they get arrested - beautiful.
Posted by: Jarhead   2005-02-17 8:10:50 AM  

#8  â€œI’ve never seen anyone less amenable to listening to our point of view.”

Perhaps if you had tried speaking to them instead of whistles, foghorns, and rape alarms? Last time I checked, all three of those items are not really intended to communicate, but do a rather good job of stopping communication.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-02-17 7:57:22 AM  

#7  They shold have mounted the operation as the traders were breaking for lunch, so they could deal with an empty floor. Just their style . . . protest nothing . . .
Posted by: Jame Retief   2005-02-17 7:07:19 AM  

#6  a spokesman said. Protesters conceded that mounting the operation after lunch may not have been the best plan. “The violence was instant,” This means they had a liquid lunch at the pub and were up for some 'excitement'
Posted by: phil_b   2005-02-17 6:46:33 AM  

#5  They were just Cockney barrow boy spivs.

Behind all that high minded rhetoric lies the essence of Greenpeace: simple class warfare.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-02-17 6:36:49 AM  

#4  At first, I thought it said "Kyoto protest beaten back by inflamed petrol." Well, maybe next time.
Posted by: Mike   2005-02-17 5:54:55 AM  

#3  This crap needs to happen more often. When these ignorant fools come on to private property then need to be met with resistance. These fools could have cost these traders plenty. I am glad they beat the piss out of them and tossed them out onto the curb.
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2005-02-17 3:34:30 AM  

#2  "'Sod off, Swampy.'"
Now there's an insult!


Swampy Lives! He spends most of his time in trees, presumably to stay out of the reach of commodity traders.
Posted by: Bulldog   2005-02-17 3:23:52 AM  

#1  ROFLMAO!!!

The ultimate wankers got zapped by real people living in the real world doing real jobs and who had no time for their kiddie tantrums. Who'da thunk it, eh?

Fuckwits. LOL!
Posted by: .com   2005-02-17 1:39:13 AM  

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