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Date from Hell: Rescue!
2005-02-11
It's every single person's nightmare: You're on a date, it's a disaster but there's no way out.
..and the window in the Men's room is just too small to crawl through...
With Valentine's Day looming, a mobile phone company in Australia has come to the rescue with a service offering an escape from the date from hell. All you have to do is discreetly dial three numbers and then hang up without saying a word. "Virgin Mobile will call them back a minute later with a perfect excuse to get them out of there. We'll even talk them through what to say," the company, a joint venture of the Virgin Group and Optus, said in a statement.
"Hello? What's that.....oh, yes, Mr. President.....yes sir, I agree....no other options....I can be at the field in twenty minutes.....I understand........no sir, thank you........give my best to Laura...goodbye sir."
A survey of 402 people by Virgin Mobile found that 53 percent arrange in advance to have a friend call them mid-date to check they are all right or if they need an excuse to get out. The results showed women were twice as likely as men to use the tactic.
Posted by:Steve

#4  looks more like the Hildabeast....
Posted by: Frank G   2005-02-11 5:38:42 PM  

#3  The idea of a Gabor in CinemaScope is worrysome.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-02-11 5:13:41 PM  

#2  Now I'm wondering if my last date really was a backup shuttle astronaut. Her having to leave did seem rather sudden. hmmm . . .
Posted by: PlanetDan   2005-02-11 4:54:41 PM  

#1  Queen of Venus with a Hungarian accent.

Earthman Eric Fleming, Rocket Captain, later to be Clint Eastwood's sidekick (Rawhide), and drown in the Amazon River while making a movie.

It all makes sense...
Posted by: BigEd   2005-02-11 3:25:56 PM  

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