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Iraq-Jordan
Oh God, help us hit the target and support our feet
2005-02-02
From Jihad Unspun, a statement from Al-Qaida
In The Name Of Allah, The Merciful And Beneficient. Oh God, help us hit the target and support our feet and efforts. Thanks be to God, the master of the Universe, the Victory Giver to the Monotheists,and peace and prayers be to the Prophet of the epic the Smiling and the Fighter Mohammad and on his family and companions many folds over. In the name of the One whose religion is the only one, the One whose messenger is Mohammad, let the unbelievers suffer from our strike as we did before. God the Merciful has it in His book that the best of the kill in his name that I believe in what He said.

This is a good omen to the nation of monotheism, the best of nations that came about to the people, until the issuance of this statement, 13 lions of the Tawhid Lions, in the brigade of martyrs, affiliated to the Al-Qaida, in the assisted country, they attacked the centers of the Kufr (unbelieving) in different areas of Iraq. The brigades of the Heros within the Organization of Jihad launched more than 30 missiles targeting the Green Zone and some voting centers. By the Grace of God, all the Sunna areas today, became hot areas for confrontation with the Crusaders and the Apostates and no voting happened there. The Tawhid Lions launched fierce battles in Mussul, Talafar(ph), Ramadi. Dialy(ph) and many of the areas in Baghdad. We give you the good tiding that by the grace of God we spoiled their partying, and we hit him where it hurts. However, there is a media blockage to all what is happening, and this is the usual habit of the Crusaders' media, so let the Tawhid brothers be happy with their martyrdom.

We also say to the agents of the Jews and Christians that this is a disgrace for you in this life, and in the hereafter there is a painful torture. So, be pleased with what will displease you, we have more of that for you tomorrow. So do what you want to do, you enemies of God, your plotting is not going to benefit you, we have God as our Lord and you are Godless, we are the soldiers of the merciful God and the followers of Mohammad. "They plot and God Plots, but God is the Best of Plotters, and the ones who did the injustices will see the end result of their own doing." Your brothers in Jihad Organization in the assisted country are going ahead in their struggle until the flag of Tawhid (Monotheism) rises high in the assisted country, so it is either victory or martyrdom.

We promise you tomorrow, God willing, that we will publish some of the names of martyrs, God is Great, God is Great, to Him we give thanks, to Him, is the Glory and to his Messenger and the Mujahideen.
Posted by:Mike Sylwester

#11  Damn! Well my dogs are barking lemme tell ya...
Posted by: Mahmoud El Dead Guy   2005-02-02 10:21:40 AM  

#10  support our feet = praying for arch supports
Posted by: Frank G   2005-02-02 10:19:38 AM  

#9  They should throw in a word for the bladder, too. Very embarrassing to pee yourself in the middle of a martyrdumb operation.
Posted by: BH   2005-02-02 10:09:59 AM  

#8  LOL DMFD!
Posted by: Shipman   2005-02-02 9:23:40 AM  

#7  we are very upset that you captured our doll!!!
Posted by: legolas   2005-02-02 8:38:09 AM  

#6  We give you the good tiding that by the grace of God we spoiled their partying,
Party poopers!
and we hit him where it hurts.
That's below the belt.
However, there is a media blockage
Is that like an intestinal blockage? Eewww!
to all what is happening, and this is the usual habit of the Crusaders’ media, so let the Tawhid brothers be happy with their martyrdom.
Yes, be happy with your martyrdom. What? Oh that's right, you can't be happy, you're dead.
Posted by: Spot   2005-02-02 8:30:50 AM  

#5  Oh glorious Allan - help us capture all of the GI Joes and all of their accessories. For we've got to collect 'em all!
Posted by: DMFD   2005-02-02 7:49:00 AM  

#4  so it is either victory or martyrdom...so let the Tawhid brothers be happy with their martyrdom

That would be acceptable.
Posted by: Sobiesky   2005-02-02 6:24:50 AM  

#3  Support our feet = Feet don't fail me now!
Posted by: 11A5S   2005-02-02 12:44:19 AM  

#2  I don't think monotheism means what the Lions of Islam think it means...not given who Allah is rewarding with victory nowadays.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-02-02 12:33:30 AM  

#1  support our feet???

You're in quicksand and you know it.
Posted by: anonymous2u   2005-02-02 12:27:30 AM  

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