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Infidel Combat Robots Set for March-April Iraq Arrival
2005-01-23
Great Jumpin Jihadi! Infidel combat bots aren't shown in the Koran.
The Army is preparing to send 18 of these remote-controlled robotic warriors to fight in Iraq beginning in March or April. Made by a small Massachusetts company, the Special Weapons Observation Reconnaissance Detection Systems (SWORDS) will be the first armed robotic vehicles to see combat.
"Killbots? We got yer killbots...right here."
Military officials like to compare the roughly 3-foot-high robots favorably to human soldiers: They don't need to be trained, fed or clothed. They can be boxed up and warehoused between wars. They never complain. And there are no letters to write home if they meet their demise in battle.
And if there were, a Autopen signature would be fine.
But officials are quick to point out that these are not the autonomous killer robots of science fiction. A SWORDS robot fires only when its human operator presses a button after identifying a target on video shot by the robot's cameras. "The only difference is that [the human operator's] weapon is not at his shoulder, it's up to half a mile a way," said Bob Quinn, general manager of Talon robots for Foster-Miller Inc., the Waltham, Mass., company that makes the SWORDS. As one Marine fresh out of boot camp told Mr. Quinn upon seeing the robot: "This is my invisibility cloak."
"And plus four on my hit points."
The $200,000 SWORDS will carry standard-issue squad automatic weapons, either the M249, which fires 5.56 mm rounds at a rate of 750 per minute, or the M240, which can fire about 700 to 1,000 7.62 mm rounds per minute. The SWORDS can fire about 300 rounds using the M240 and about 350 rounds using the M249 before needing to reload. All its optics equipment — the four cameras, night vision and zoom lenses — were already in the Army's inventory. Its developers say its tracks, like those on a tank, can overcome rock piles and barbed wire, though it needs a ride to travel faster than 4 mph. Running on lithium ion batteries, it can operate for one to four hours at a time, depending on the mission. Operators work the robot using a 30-pound control unit that has two joysticks, a handful of buttons and a video screen. Mr. Quinn says that configuration eventually may be replaced by a "Gameboy"-type of controller hooked up to virtual reality goggles.
Can someone get me a copy of the Koran? There's something I need to look up...
Posted by:Captain America

#9  those are Khaddaffy's Fembots with machine guns in their jumblies
Posted by: Frank G   2005-01-23 4:31:47 PM  

#8  Love the pic! Awesome!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-01-23 4:12:30 PM  

#7  " #6 Don't forget the actual downside. Pity the poor grunts that will get told they have a mission to save private SWORDS when the batteries run out or it breaks down forward of the line."

Very simple answer. Send in another robot to tow it back home or even better blow it up in place if it is surrounded by splodydopes.

SWARM THIS !!

I'd rather lose ten $200K robots than a single soldier.

I just wish these bots had a cool auto mode where they shot all warm, moving bodies with out IFF codes if cut off from thier operator. Sigh
Posted by: Dexter M. Duck   2005-01-23 4:10:07 PM  

#6  Don't forget the actual downside. Pity the poor grunts that will get told they have a mission to save private SWORDS when the batteries run out or it breaks down forward of the line.
Posted by: DO   2005-01-23 10:47:58 AM  

#5  ROFLMAOPIMP!!
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2005-01-23 9:36:21 AM  

#4  they will still go to paradise even if they get creamed by a wheelchair packin' heat

ROFLMAO
Posted by: Shipman   2005-01-23 8:45:06 AM  

#3  Bulldog,
Just imaging the joys of the poor Jihadis when they are diddled by 70 virgin Food Processors.

I would select the cucomber slicing blades....

Can you hear me Chortling ??
Posted by: EoZ   2005-01-23 7:37:20 AM  

#2  Can someone get me a copy of the Koran? There's something I need to look up...

Methinks Islam needs a new prophet to update and reassure jihadi cannon fodder that they will still go to paradise even if they get creamed by a wheelchair packin' heat, and not just get their soft bits stimulated by a variety of obliging household gadgets for all eternity...
Posted by: Bulldog   2005-01-23 7:21:49 AM  

#1  nerds will rule!
Posted by: nerd   2005-01-23 7:13:38 AM  

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