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| VDH: Predictions 2005 |
| 2005-01-03 |
| 1. Michael Moore will go to the Sunni Triangle to join his beloved "Minutemen Men," and "document" the scandal of how the fedayeen "founding fathers" are being shortchanged in their pay due to Baathist conspiracies in Syria. 2. Jimmy Carter this time will declare the upcoming election on the West Bank "impressive, fair and judicious" without having to leave the Carter Center in Atlanta. 3. By autumn "liberal hawks" will be writing "As I have previously argued" essays in The Atlantic and New Republic, attesting to their long-time support for Iraqi reconstruction and democraticization—and praising Donald Rumsfeld's force transformation policies. 4. George Soros will endow a D.C. retirement home for "Distinguished American Heroes"— with Anonymous, Richard Clarke, Bill Moyers, Dan Rather, and Joe Wilson moving in on the ground floor. 5. General Wesley Clark will become military correspondent for The Nation. |
| Posted by:tipper |