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Home Front: WoT
Fort Bragg Soldiers Confined In Search For Missing Item
2004-12-22
FORT BRAGG, N.C. -- It's described as a "sensitive item," and because no one can find it, about 130 82nd Airborne Division soldiers are being confined in their unit area for a week. Military officials won't describe the item that's missing until the investigation is complete
."Ok, where is it?"
"Where's what?"
"You know, "It". Where is it?"
The soldiers are assigned to Company C of the Third Battalion of the 504th Parachute Infantry Regiment. They are scheduled to deploy to Afghanistan for a year this spring. The Army confines soldiers to their unit areas to find missing items that have to be accounted for at all times, such as weapons or equipment that is expensive or secret. A division spokesman says each unit can determine what equipment is sensitive.
Or embarassing to lose.
The spokesman says the lockdown is not punishment, but is designed to give investigators a controlled environment.
"Ok, Private, bend over and spread em, I gotta search ya."
Family members are complaining that the restriction order has affected their holiday plans to be with the soldiers.
Posted by:Steve

#4  We don't talk about it GK. BTW are you really GK? Any ID? Bona Fides? I'm going to be keeping a close, very close eye on you GK, if that's your real initials. For your own safety forget I was here. I am the wind.
Posted by: Col Flagg   2004-12-22 2:34:40 PM  

#3  "Mr Maryk, Mr Kieth. The captain wants a meeting with all officers right away."
"Now? At one o'clock in the morning?"
"Yes sir."
"Do you know what it's about?"
"Yes sir - strawberries."
Posted by: Steve   2004-12-22 1:52:37 PM  

#2  This would make a good script for MASH with Col. Flagg looking for something described only as "it".
Posted by: GK   2004-12-22 1:28:33 PM  

#1  Sounds like a bad case of Airbourne tank envy.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-12-22 12:03:22 PM  

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