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Lithuania Unearths Liquor Pipeline from Belarus
2004-12-10
Lithuanian border guards have unearthed a three-kilometer (2-mile) pipeline for smuggling in moonshine liquor from neighboring Belarus, the guards said on Friday. The thin plastic pipeline, buried a few centimeters underground, ran under several roads, along a riverbed and ended next to the home of a Lithuanian citizen. There was no news of any arrests.
"Yersh! [Hic!] We been inveshtigatin' it fer a coupla monthsh now! [Hic!]"
It was the fourth such pipeline discovered in the last two years but by far the longest. Moonshine vodka from Belarus is sold on the black market in Lithuania, undercutting prices of legitimate alcohol that have risen sharply since the Baltic nation joined the European Union in May.
Yet another reason not to join the EU
Posted by:Chuck Simmins

#4  Long live Liski moonshine!
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2004-12-10 5:18:11 PM  

#3  Ah, Lithuania, the land of my grandfather.
Posted by: Steve   2004-12-10 10:54:31 AM  

#2  My fellow Litvaks have been troublemakers for a long time. Watch out, EU!! ;)
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2004-12-10 10:44:39 AM  

#1  Industrious goomers aren't they?
Posted by: Shipman   2004-12-10 10:26:56 AM  

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