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Wild camels 'taking over Australian outback'
2004-12-06
Getting ready for the restoration of the lost al-Outbakiyya Caliphate...
Parts of Australia's Outback could soon be overrun by wild camels if drastic measures are not taken to cull them, a wildlife scientist said today.
"How drastic?"
Very drastic"
Australia is now home to about 500,000 camels roaming the country's vast tracts of desert, said Glenn Edwards, a senior scientist for the Northern Territory provincial government and camel colony-counting government grant seeker. Camels were first introduced to Australia in the mid-1800s to transport goods across the desert. When trucks and trains made the beasts of burden unneeded, their owners simply turned them loose. With no natural predators and ample grazing land, the camel population has exploded in parts of central, northern and western Australia, and could exceed one million in the next decade, Edwards said. "The feral camel population is growing by about 10% each year and doubling in size every eight years," Edwards said in a statement. "These camels feed on more than 80% of the available plant species in the area they inhabit and have serious impacts on vegetation." Edwards said camels were also beginning to encroach on agricultural land, causing extensive damage to stock fences and rural infrastructure.
"We're also seeing some evidence of a new 'seething' type of behavior...more of a 'simmer', actually, but something we definitely want to keep an eye on."
Combine their spitting with seething and you have a wicked combination, but nothing you can't handle wth a .303 Winchester.
Posted by:Seafarious

#14  I'm sooooo proud of you, PD! LOL
Posted by: Frank G   2004-12-06 8:26:13 PM  

#13  Ah, that's Coyote Ugly, I do believe.

Note my restraint. Camel toe mentioned by the Sheikh and I did not post any suggestive pix. [See Doc, I'm getting better, heh] Now if I could just control this eye-tic that makes it look like I'm winking 3/second...
Posted by: .com   2004-12-06 8:25:11 PM  

#12  "All the girls look prettier at closing time..."
Posted by: mojo   2004-12-06 8:23:41 PM  

#11  I like my toe cleaned up, thankyouverymuch. Feral conjures up really bad images...like waking up with somebody nasty after a night out drinking
Posted by: Frank G   2004-12-06 8:22:09 PM  

#10  " I'd like to do some camel hunting, in Australia or Iraq - no matter which."

Me... I'd rather be hunting for Camel Toe! That would also be a good band name. Better yet, Feral Camel Toe!

SYB
Posted by: Sheik Yar Bouti   2004-12-06 8:18:37 PM  

#9  I look a lot like my Goldie Xbalanke. :)
Posted by: Shipman   2004-12-06 4:30:32 PM  

#8  I remember reading a NatGeo article on a woman who crossed Oz by camel. The only danger she faced (and was armed with a shotgun for) was from other camels. She had to dispatch at least one of them. Mean, smelly, ornery, horny beasts, those wild camels.
Posted by: Xbalanke   2004-12-06 2:32:41 PM  

#7  I'd like to see PETA against one of the eco-nazi groups on this one. Much like the whitetail deer article the other day, these animals are destroying "natural habitat" and I, for one, would like to see those groups duke it out for once!
Posted by: BA   2004-12-06 2:22:07 PM  

#6  Crikies! 'E's a big un! Watch me stick a finger...
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2004-12-06 1:02:39 PM  

#5  Surely there must be some old .303 jungle carbines lying about.
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"Those camels were roaming the outback in violation of Rule 303. We caught them and we shot them under Rule 303."
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Posted by: Mike   2004-12-06 11:16:15 AM  

#4  I'd like to do some camel hunting, in Australia or Iraq - no matter which.
Posted by: Phiter Glolung1555 (aka Jarhead)   2004-12-06 10:08:42 AM  

#3  BTW, "Feral Camel" would be an excellent name for a band.
Posted by: BH   2004-12-06 10:02:58 AM  

#2  Easy solution, gize the ozzies their freaking guns back.
Posted by: Cheaderhead   2004-12-06 6:02:25 AM  

#1  I've seen camels out in the Oz desert. They are BIG suckers. Must be 20 foot tall.
Posted by: phil_b   2004-12-06 5:12:33 AM  

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