I swear, we don't make this stuff up.
| Yeah. This is the straight poop... |
The fourth world toilet summit has opened in Beijing with declarations that having a loo is a human right. | After food and water, it's pretty much a requirement. |
Four hundred delegates from around the world are spending three days discussing the humble water closet. | On expence account, natch. |
| Wonder what kinda seating they've got? |
At the opening ceremony, Chinese officials admitted their public amenities are not up to the mark. Organisers say it is an attempt to break the taboo surrounding toilets, which is preventing developing countries from tackling the issue.
| It's sponsored by the International Society for Relief from Constipation... |
| "Brought to you by Ex-Lax, Metamucil, and Charmin. |
The founder of the World Toilet Organisation, Jack Sim, said that when it came to sanitation, people ought to demand more.
"What do we want?"
"Toilet paper!"
"When do we want it?"
"Now! Please!" |
In the past, there were women's liberation, leprosy, Aids, the sexual revolution. All these are taboos that have been broken. The toilet problem is probably the last one. "The entire toilet movement is taking on the world scale."
| He said "toilet movement", heh heh heh heh |
"People are saying, 'We want good toilets'....because you see a toilet is a basic human right and this basic human right has been neglected. So the world deserves better toilets," he said.
| What do you want to bet the WTO is funded by a lot of toilet makers? |
Host China is famous for its smelly toilets and officials admitted that 60% of foreign visitors are dissatisfied with Chinese loos. But it seems the next revolution in the Chinese capital will transform its WCs with large scale investment and building planned before Beijing hosts the Olympic Games in 2008.
| China, 1 billion bums yearning for a good seat. |
| Next year's conference is going to be held in Flushing, NY. |
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