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Brazilian lawmakers want ban on human names for pets
2004-10-29
A Brazilian legislator wants to make it illegal to give pets names that are common among people.
Some people have way too much time on their hands.
Federal congressman Reinaldo Santos e Silva proposed the law after psychologists suggested that some children may get depressed when they learn they share their first name with someone's pet, said Damarias Alves, a spokeswoman for Silva.
It's all about the "children".
"Names have importance," said Alves. The congressman "wants to challenge people's assumptions that it's acceptable to give animals human names," she said. If the law is passed, pet stores and veterinary clinics would be required to display a sign noting the prohibition of human first names for pets. Brazilians who break the law would be subject to fines or community service. Alves admitted the law's chances of passage were slim but said Silva hoped the bill would call attention to his other efforts to protect animals.
I'm confused, I thought you were doing this to protect easily offended people.
"He's proposed many laws to protect wildlife in Brazil, but this is the only one that has ever gotten any attention," Alves said.
I don't think this is the kind of attention you were looking for.
Posted by:Steve

#6  I am reminded of the old dogfood ad in Kansas City many years ago: ARF DOGFOOD! THE ONLY DOGFOOD DOGS ASK FOR BY NAME! ARF!
Posted by: borgboy   2004-10-29 8:59:17 PM  

#5  Would this also mean that we couldn't call a complete fool a "jackass"?
Posted by: borgboy   2004-10-29 8:57:18 PM  

#4  My pet rat "Lula" is gonna be disappointed.
Posted by: ed   2004-10-29 7:07:43 PM  

#3  Brazilians have a tendency to come up with nicknames all over the place, said nicknames replacing in effect one's legal name. Such a law would probably put half the country in jail.

On the other hand, I'm all for giving inhuman names to pets.
Posted by: Kalle (kafir forever)   2004-10-29 6:55:33 PM  

#2  My next pet rock will be named "Reinaldo."
Posted by: Seafarious   2004-10-29 1:36:06 PM  

#1  Lily the poodle and Martin the gray shorthair cat would become Dumb and Dumber?
Posted by: BigEd   2004-10-29 1:00:24 PM  

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