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Africa: North
Algerian Islamists Rattled by Sexual Scandals
2004-10-26
Algeria's largest Islamist political party is teetering on the brink of disintegration amid reports of sexual scandals and the resignation of five of its top leaders. A spokesman for the Harkat Al-Islah (Movement for Reform) confirmed the resignations yesterday but blamed them on "intrigues by outsiders."
"Dat's right! The Mossad set us up wid dem nekkid wimmin!"
Led by Abdallah Jaballah, Islah is the second political bloc in the Algerian Parliament. Last April it fielded Jaballah as its candidate in the presidential election, which the incumbent President Abdelaziz Bouteflika won in a landslide. Jaballah came in third. Scandals surrounding the party broke out earlier this week when a member of the leadership, who must remain anonymous for legal reasons, filed a lawsuit claiming that his wife had been "sexually assaulted" by Sadiq Sulayemah, another party leader.
"He jumped her like a sheep, he did!"
The plaintiff has accused the party's leadership of trying to cover up the incident along with other instances of "illegitimate sexual activity" at the highest levels. Sulayemah, a well-known poet, and a life-long friend of Jaballah, has denied the charge, explaining his presence in the plaintiff's house as an accident.
"Y'see, I wuz lookin' fer my Koran, an' I thought I saw it there, under her bed. An', wotta y'know, there she was in it. Nekkid!"
Party sources said yesterday that the poet had met Jaballah and "confessed to his sins" and asked for pardon. Jaballah is reported to have asked the poet to keep the incident a secret so as not to harm the party. "It is hard to know what happened at the house," says Abdul-Ghafour Saadi, the party's deputy leader. "There were no witnesses to see what our comrade and the lady did."
No witnesses, so no crime was committed, right?
Sulayemah has published an ode lampooning unnamed party leaders for their obsessions with adultery and sexual deviation. The scandals come as a blow to a party that has built its platform on the claim that the Algerian society has become corrupted by Western influence. Last year the party presented a bill to make Algeria alcohol-free by banning the sale of drinks in public places. The bill failed to get enough support for inclusion in the parliamentary agenda. The party has also campaigned to make polygamy legal again, and opposed reforms presented by President Bouteflika to improve the condition of women. Juhaid Yunesi, the party's number-three and one of those who have resigned, yesterday blamed Jaballah for "creating a dictatorship to cover immorality with an Islamic vocabulary."
Doesn't like the dancing girls, huh?
Another prominent party leader to resign is Miloud Qadiri who led Islah's group in the National Assembly. "We cannot invite people to Islam when our party is sinking in immorality," Qadiri said.
"So just put them things away and read yer Korans!"
Jaballah first made his name in 1993 when he was named as one of the nine men to form a Majlis Al-Shuyukh (Council of Seniors) at a Pan-Islamist conference held in Khartoum, the Sudanese capital under the chairmanship of Hassan Turabi. Among the council members was Osama Bin Laden. In a press statement yesterday the five resigning leaders of Islah said they rejected Jaballah's offer to bring forward the date of the party's conference in a bid to defuse the situation.
Posted by:Fred

#4  When I came home on Saturday night,
as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a rise beneath the sheets
where my old rise should be
Well, I called me wife and I says to her
would you kindly tell to me
Who owns that rise with you in the bed
Where my old rise should be?

She said....
Ahmed, you're drunk you're drunk ya silly old fool
It's plain as plain can be
It's nothing but a hookah that me father gave to me
But it's many a day I travelled
a hundred miles or more
but knickers on a hookah, aure
I never saw before
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-10-26 11:29:17 PM  

#3  and yet they are pushing for polygamy?! Masochists indeed. One wife should be enough for any sane man.
Posted by: Jarhead   2004-10-26 9:40:48 AM  

#2  Shouldn't there be an honor killing somewhere here? It must be his wife's fault, after all she's a woman and you know what brazen hussies they are!
Posted by: Spot   2004-10-26 9:37:50 AM  

#1  get 'em some old playboy magazines and invite them to a friday after mosque circle jerk--problem solved
Posted by: SON OF TOLUI   2004-10-26 12:37:34 AM  

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