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Wots and Wots of Wabbits!
2004-10-21
He wanted a bit of company, so he bought a pair of bunnies. He ended up with more company than he could handle. Given the run of the house, the little furballs did what rabbits are known for. In less than a year, the man, whose name the Louisiana SPCA withheld on grounds that he was embarrassed enough already, had 73 rabbits. They chewed the furniture. They burrowed into chairs, couches and mattresses. They processed food faster than their owner could clean up after them. Finally, said SPCA Executive Director Laura Maloney, he passed out. Then he moved out and called his doctor for help.
Posted by:Chuck Simmins

#5  The joint's really hoppin' -- er, jumpin', I guess.
Posted by: Mike   2004-10-21 2:57:33 PM  

#4  I'm also reminded of the credit card commercial in the pet store with "Moonlight in Vermont" as background music.
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2004-10-21 1:08:58 PM  

#3  Now there's a man who's unclear on the concept of "fixed."
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-10-21 12:06:13 PM  

#2  Well, whaddaya know? These things breed like... like... oh! So that's what they meant!
Posted by: BH   2004-10-21 11:26:43 AM  

#1  "Look, Doc, I'm multiplyin'!"
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2004-10-21 11:23:57 AM  

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