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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Laura Bush Endorses Kerry!
2004-10-04
Here it is, from America's most respected major media outlet, quoting a source that Hollywood celebrities and other leading-edge intellectual authorities consider reliable. (At least they don't present any forged documents).
"I'M VOTING for John Kerry for President because sooner or later, when it becomes politically expedient, he shares my views on everything. He's not hard-headed like my husband. "And he's not always saying, 'I answer to a Higher Power! It is the Lord's will!' when I fuss at him for forgetting to put the toilet seat down, either." With those measured and historic words, first lady Laura Bush expressed her stunning intention to jump ship and vote Democratic in the forthcoming presidential election. "This is unprecedented in presidential politics," says Madame Virginia Rousseau, the famed Bakersfield, California- based psychic and historian who blew the lid off the first lady's alleged decision to "go Kerry" after claiming to have read her mind "on several remarkable occasions."
A psychic historian, wonder if CBS contacted her to validate the memos?
They did; she told them the memos were fake.
"When I first tuned in to Mrs. Bush, I kept hearing her say to herself, 'Kerry's the man. Kerry's got what it takes. Kerry really is for a stronger America. He's a war hero, too.' Finally, she just spit it out: 'I'm voting for John Kerry for President!' I certainly have no reason to make this up. It's true that I support Kerry. But this isn't something I would lie about."
Of course not, she's a respected member of the media.
Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy

#10  Batboy is on vacation these days, enjoying his share of the reward for the capture of Saddam Hussein.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-10-04 6:48:01 PM  

#9  Yes, most of them are Dems, of the shoeless Appalachian variety. Our best and most loyal readers.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds   2004-10-04 1:54:37 PM  

#8  This election will be determined largely by semi-literates who wouldn't know Iraq from Iran from Iroll

Yep. You've got the Dems pegged there, EM. Let's just hope there are a few more Republican voters.
Posted by: Bulldog   2004-10-04 12:40:04 PM  

#7  This election will be determined largely by semi-literates who wouldn't know Iraq from Iran from Iroll. If they're starting to view Bush as tired and off his game, the tabloids will pick it up and Bush will lose in Nov.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds   2004-10-04 12:35:48 PM  

#6  ROTFLMFAO!
Posted by: Steve from Relto   2004-10-04 12:24:47 PM  

#5  James Pinkerton of Newsday was hired by the Reagan administration to scan the Star, Enquirer etc each day to spot any emerging folk wisdom among the great unwashed.

As odd as it sounds, the Bush camp would be wise to keep its pulse on the checkout-counter tabloids. They often reveal the zeitgeist among the semi-literate bottom quarter of the nation that probably is very well represented among the remaining undecided voters.

Posted by: lex   2004-10-04 12:21:31 PM  

#4  I believe, in the stunning wake of Mama Stallone's mom's dogs' prediction of a Bush blowout, that this is called "striking a balance".
Posted by: Ptah   2004-10-04 9:07:48 AM  

#3  Is Ed Anger still there, or did he go over to CBS?
Posted by: tu3031   2004-10-04 9:07:07 AM  

#2  It was Batboy, not the Alien.
Posted by: JerseyMike   2004-10-04 9:04:08 AM  

#1  Think The Alien got to her?
Posted by: tu3031   2004-10-04 9:01:58 AM  

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