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Hey, Drew! How's it hangin'?
2004-10-03
A Bedford couple named their baby son Drew Peacock before realising it sounded rude. The baby's father Russell [Peacock] said he only twigged it when he put it in an internet search engine looking for famous namesakes, and was asked: Do you mean Droopy C**k? "It was as if I'd been smacked with a right hook. I started repeating 'Drew Peacock' over and over again. Then I thought - what have we done? I went numb and couldn't speak for two minutes. Then I couldn't stop laughing."

Mother Shetal Patel had also failed to spot their error despite being a registrar's assistant, says The Sun. She said: "I thought Russell had seen a ghost when he came away from the computer. We decided on the name a month before he was born - we both loved it straight away." The couple are now concerned Drew's name will cause him problems in later life. Russell said: "People at work are already saying, 'Hey, look there's Droopy's dad'. But we don't want to change his name. It's on his birth certificate and other documents."
Posted by:Bulldog

#15  Yeah. What's up with that?
Posted by: Hugh G. Rection   2004-10-03 10:11:56 PM  

#14  
What mean, all these funny names?

Posted by: Ho Lee Fook   2004-10-03 10:02:09 PM  

#13  "I'm sick of your puns!" she cried with a voice full of emulsion.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-10-03 9:49:46 PM  

#12  No, Mike Hunt went to Fu King chinese restaurant.
Posted by: Dick Hardon   2004-10-03 9:45:40 PM  

#11  Is there a Micheal Hunt here? Is Mike Hunt in the house?? hehe
Posted by: Any Bartender   2004-10-03 9:16:31 PM  

#10  
Me too!

Posted by: Gerald Fitzpatrick   2004-10-03 9:09:00 PM  

#9  
I've been haunted by my name, my whole life!
Posted by: Patrick Fitzgerald   2004-10-03 9:08:26 PM  

#8  That's my brother's military callsign, Heywood. Even his wife calls him that. And when they had to explain it to mom & dad…
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2004-10-03 8:15:04 PM  

#7  heh heh , is Homer there? Homer...sexual?
Posted by: Bart Simpson   2004-10-03 8:10:11 PM  

#6  What's so funny?
Posted by: Mike Hunt   2004-10-03 7:56:41 PM  

#5  "Drew Peacock"? How unfortunate...
Posted by: Studly Wellhung III   2004-10-03 7:27:37 PM  

#4  My name is just fine, I'm a proctologist.
Posted by: Ben Dover   2004-10-03 7:25:08 PM  

#3  You think that's bad, how'd you like to be me?
Posted by: Anita Dick   2004-10-03 7:24:10 PM  

#2  I had a professor in college in the late 1960's whose initials were S.O.B. (I won't mention his name - I think he's still alive). He was anything but (though he did use all 3 initials - on purpose).

His parents didn't have a clue.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-10-03 7:20:26 PM  

#1  Imagine how I felt.
Posted by: Heywood Jablome   2004-10-03 7:14:34 PM  

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